WHAT IS MAN? AND OTHER ESSAYS OF MARK TWAIN

next year I wish to say, bring your dinner-pail with you. If you

do, you will never cease to be thankful. If you do not, you will

find it a hard fight to save yourself from famishing in Bayreuth.

Bayreuth is merely a large village, and has no very large hotels

or eating-houses. The principal inns are the Golden Anchor and

the Sun. At either of these places you can get an excellent

meal–no, I mean you can go there and see other people get it.

There is no charge for this. The town is littered with

restaurants, but they are small and bad, and they are overdriven

with custom. You must secure a table hours beforehand, and often

when you arrive you will find somebody occupying it. We have had

this experience. We have had a daily scramble for life; and when

I say we, I include shoals of people. I have the impression that

the only people who do not have to scramble are the veterans–the

disciples who have been here before and know the ropes. I think

they arrive about a week before the first opera, and engage all

the tables for the season. My tribe had tried all kinds of

places–some outside of the town, a mile or two–and have

captured only nibblings and odds and ends, never in any instance

a complete and satisfying meal. Digestible? No, the reverse.

These odds and ends are going to serve as souvenirs of Bayreuth,

and in that regard their value is not to be overestimated.

Photographs fade, bric-a-brac gets lost, busts of Wagner get

broken, but once you absorb a Bayreuth-restaurant meal it is your

possession and your property until the time comes to embalm the

rest of you. Some of these pilgrims here become, in effect,

cabinets; cabinets of souvenirs of Bayreuth. It is believed

among scientists that you could examine the crop of a dead

Bayreuth pilgrim anywhere in the earth and tell where he came

from. But I like this ballast. I think a “Hermitage” scrap-up

at eight in the evening, when all the famine-breeders have been

there and laid in their mementoes and gone, is the quietest thing

you can lay on your keelson except gravel.

THURSDAY.–They keep two teams of singers in stock for the

chief roles, and one of these is composed of the most renowned

artists in the world, with Materna and Alvary in the lead. I

suppose a double team is necessary; doubtless a single team would

die of exhaustion in a week, for all the plays last from four in

the afternoon till ten at night. Nearly all the labor falls upon

the half-dozen head singers, and apparently they are required to

furnish all the noise they can for the money. If they feel a

soft, whispery, mysterious feeling they are required to open out

and let the public know it. Operas are given only on Sundays,

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, with three days of ostensible

rest per week, and two teams to do the four operas; but the

ostensible rest is devoted largely to rehearsing. It is said

that the off days are devoted to rehearsing from some time in the

morning till ten at night. Are there two orchestras also? It is

quite likely, since there are one hundred and ten names in the

orchestra list.

Yesterday the opera was “Tristan and Isolde.” I have seen

all sorts of audiences–at theaters, operas, concerts, lectures,

sermons, funerals–but none which was twin to the Wagner audience

of Bayreuth for fixed and reverential attention. Absolute

attention and petrified retention to the end of an act of the

attitude assumed at the beginning of it. You detect no movement

in the solid mass of heads and shoulders. You seem to sit with

the dead in the gloom of a tomb. You know that they are being

stirred to their profoundest depths; that there are times when

they want to rise and wave handkerchiefs and shout their

approbation, and times when tears are running down their faces,

and it would be a relief to free their pent emotions in sobs or

screams; yet you hear not one utterance till the curtain swings

together and the closing strains have slowly faded out and died;

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