Roughing It by Mark Twain

gloom; they had caught the horses and were waiting for a clear coast

again. We remounted the cargo on the pack horse and got under way, and

as day broke we reached the “divide” and joined Van Dorn. Then we

journeyed down into the valley of the Lake, and feeling secure, we halted

to cook breakfast, for we were tired and sleepy and hungry. Three hours

later the rest of the population filed over the “divide” in a long

procession, and drifted off out of sight around the borders of the Lake!

Whether or not my accident had produced this result we never knew, but at

least one thing was certain–the secret was out and Whiteman would not

enter upon a search for the cement mine this time. We were filled with

chagrin.

We held a council and decided to make the best of our misfortune and

enjoy a week’s holiday on the borders of the curious Lake. Mono, it is

sometimes called, and sometimes the “Dead Sea of California.” It is one

of the strangest freaks of Nature to be found in any land, but it is

hardly ever mentioned in print and very seldom visited, because it lies

away off the usual routes of travel and besides is so difficult to get at

that only men content to endure the roughest life will consent to take

upon themselves the discomforts of such a trip. On the morning of our

second day, we traveled around to a remote and particularly wild spot on

the borders of the Lake, where a stream of fresh, ice-cold water entered

it from the mountain side, and then we went regularly into camp. We

hired a large boat and two shot-guns from a lonely ranchman who lived

some ten miles further on, and made ready for comfort and recreation.

We soon got thoroughly acquainted with the Lake and all its

peculiarities.

CHAPTER XXXVIII.

Mono Lake lies in a lifeless, treeless, hideous desert, eight thousand

feet above the level of the sea, and is guarded by mountains two thousand

feet higher, whose summits are always clothed in clouds. This solemn,

silent, sail-less sea–this lonely tenant of the loneliest spot on earth

–is little graced with the picturesque. It is an unpretending expanse

of grayish water, about a hundred miles in circumference, with two

islands in its centre, mere upheavals of rent and scorched and blistered

lava, snowed over with gray banks and drifts of pumice-stone and ashes,

the winding sheet of the dead volcano, whose vast crater the lake has

seized upon and occupied.

The lake is two hundred feet deep, and its sluggish waters are so strong

with alkali that if you only dip the most hopelessly soiled garment into

them once or twice, and wring it out, it will be found as clean as if it

had been through the ablest of washerwomen’s hands. While we camped

there our laundry work was easy. We tied the week’s washing astern of

our boat, and sailed a quarter of a mile, and the job was complete, all

to the wringing out. If we threw the water on our heads and gave them a

rub or so, the white lather would pile up three inches high. This water

is not good for bruised places and abrasions of the skin. We had a

valuable dog. He had raw places on him. He had more raw places on him

than sound ones. He was the rawest dog I almost ever saw. He jumped

overboard one day to get away from the flies. But it was bad judgment.

In his condition, it would have been just as comfortable to jump into the

fire.

The alkali water nipped him in all the raw places simultaneously, and he

struck out for the shore with considerable interest. He yelped and

barked and howled as he went–and by the time he got to the shore there

was no bark to him–for he had barked the bark all out of his inside, and

the alkali water had cleaned the bark all off his outside, and he

probably wished he had never embarked in any such enterprise. He ran

round and round in a circle, and pawed the earth and clawed the air, and

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