Roughing It by Mark Twain

that passed in through rents in our clothing and explored our persons.

Nothing could disturb the sleep that fettered us, for it had been fairly

earned, and if our consciences had any sins on them they had to adjourn

court for that night, any way. The wind rose just as we were losing

consciousness, and we were lulled to sleep by the beating of the surf

upon the shore.

It is always very cold on that lake shore in the night, but we had plenty

of blankets and were warm enough. We never moved a muscle all night, but

waked at early dawn in the original positions, and got up at once,

thoroughly refreshed, free from soreness, and brim full of friskiness.

There is no end of wholesome medicine in such an experience. That

morning we could have whipped ten such people as we were the day before–

sick ones at any rate. But the world is slow, and people will go to

“water cures” and “movement cures” and to foreign lands for health.

Three months of camp life on Lake Tahoe would restore an Egyptian mummy

to his pristine vigor, and give him an appetite like an alligator. I do

not mean the oldest and driest mummies, of course, but the fresher ones.

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and

delicious. And why shouldn’t it be?–it is the same the angels breathe.

I think that hardly any amount of fatigue can be gathered together that a

man cannot sleep off in one night on the sand by its side. Not under a

roof, but under the sky; it seldom or never rains there in the summer

time. I know a man who went there to die. But he made a failure of it.

He was a skeleton when he came, and could barely stand. He had no

appetite, and did nothing but read tracts and reflect on the future.

Three months later he was sleeping out of doors regularly, eating all he

could hold, three times a day, and chasing game over mountains three

thousand feet high for recreation. And he was a skeleton no longer, but

weighed part of a ton. This is no fancy sketch, but the truth. His

disease was consumption. I confidently commend his experience to other

skeletons.

I superintended again, and as soon as we had eaten breakfast we got in

the boat and skirted along the lake shore about three miles and

disembarked. We liked the appearance of the place, and so we claimed

some three hundred acres of it and stuck our “notices” on a tree. It was

yellow pine timber land–a dense forest of trees a hundred feet high and

from one to five feet through at the butt. It was necessary to fence our

property or we could not hold it. That is to say, it was necessary to

cut down trees here and there and make them fall in such a way as to form

a sort of enclosure (with pretty wide gaps in it). We cut down three

trees apiece, and found it such heart-breaking work that we decided to

“rest our case” on those; if they held the property, well and good; if

they didn’t, let the property spill out through the gaps and go; it was

no use to work ourselves to death merely to save a few acres of land.

Next day we came back to build a house–for a house was also necessary,

in order to hold the property. We decided to build a substantial log-

house and excite the envy of the Brigade boys; but by the time we had cut

and trimmed the first log it seemed unnecessary to be so elaborate, and

so we concluded to build it of saplings. However, two saplings, duly cut

and trimmed, compelled recognition of the fact that a still modester

architecture would satisfy the law, and so we concluded to build a

“brush” house. We devoted the next day to this work, but we did so much

“sitting around” and discussing, that by the middle of the afternoon we

had achieved only a half-way sort of affair which one of us had to watch

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