Roughing It by Mark Twain

twice as large, has longer legs in proportion to his size, and has the

most preposterous ears that ever were mounted on any creature but a

jackass.

When he is sitting quiet, thinking about his sins, or is absent-minded or

unapprehensive of danger, his majestic ears project above him

conspicuously; but the breaking of a twig will scare him nearly to death,

and then he tilts his ears back gently and starts for home. All you can

see, then, for the next minute, is his long gray form stretched out

straight and “streaking it” through the low sage-brush, head erect, eyes

right, and ears just canted a little to the rear, but showing you where

the animal is, all the time, the same as if he carried a jib. Now and

then he makes a marvelous spring with his long legs, high over the

stunted sage-brush, and scores a leap that would make a horse envious.

Presently he comes down to a long, graceful “lope,” and shortly he

mysteriously disappears. He has crouched behind a sage-bush, and will

sit there and listen and tremble until you get within six feet of him,

when he will get under way again. But one must shoot at this creature

once, if he wishes to see him throw his heart into his heels, and do the

best he knows how. He is frightened clear through, now, and he lays his

long ears down on his back, straightens himself out like a yard-stick

every spring he makes, and scatters miles behind him with an easy

indifference that is enchanting.

Our party made this specimen “hump himself,” as the conductor said. The

secretary started him with a shot from the Colt; I commenced spitting at

him with my weapon; and all in the same instant the old “Allen’s” whole

broadside let go with a rattling crash, and it is not putting it too

strong to say that the rabbit was frantic! He dropped his ears, set up

his tail, and left for San Francisco at a speed which can only be

described as a flash and a vanish! Long after he was out of sight we

could hear him whiz.

I do not remember where we first came across “sage-brush,” but as I have

been speaking of it I may as well describe it.

This is easily done, for if the reader can imagine a gnarled and

venerable live oak-tree reduced to a little shrub two feet-high, with its

rough bark, its foliage, its twisted boughs, all complete, he can picture

the “sage-brush” exactly. Often, on lazy afternoons in the mountains, I

have lain on the ground with my face under a sage-bush, and entertained

myself with fancying that the gnats among its foliage were liliputian

birds, and that the ants marching and countermarching about its base were

liliputian flocks and herds, and myself some vast loafer from Brobdignag

waiting to catch a little citizen and eat him.

It is an imposing monarch of the forest in exquisite miniature, is the

“sage-brush.” Its foliage is a grayish green, and gives that tint to

desert and mountain. It smells like our domestic sage, and “sage-tea”

made from it taste like the sage-tea which all boys are so well

acquainted with. The sage-brush is a singularly hardy plant, and grows

right in the midst of deep sand, and among barren rocks, where nothing

else in the vegetable world would try to grow, except “bunch-grass.”

–[“Bunch-grass” grows on the bleak mountain-sides of Nevada and

neighboring territories, and offers excellent feed for stock, even in the

dead of winter, wherever the snow is blown aside and exposes it;

notwithstanding its unpromising home, bunch-grass is a better and more

nutritious diet for cattle and horses than almost any other hay or grass

that is known–so stock-men say.]– The sage-bushes grow from three to

six or seven feet apart, all over the mountains and deserts of the Far

West, clear to the borders of California. There is not a tree of any

kind in the deserts, for hundreds of miles–there is no vegetation at all

in a regular desert, except the sage-brush and its cousin the

“greasewood,” which is so much like the sage-brush that the difference

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