Roughing It by Mark Twain

One would as soon expect the rabbits to fight as the Goshoots, and yet

they used to live off the offal and refuse of the stations a few months

and then come some dark night when no mischief was expected, and burn

down the buildings and kill the men from ambush as they rushed out.

And once, in the night, they attacked the stage-coach when a District

Judge, of Nevada Territory, was the only passenger, and with their first

volley of arrows (and a bullet or two) they riddled the stage curtains,

wounded a horse or two and mortally wounded the driver. The latter was

full of pluck, and so was his passenger. At the driver’s call Judge Mott

swung himself out, clambered to the box and seized the reins of the team,

and away they plunged, through the racing mob of skeletons and under a

hurtling storm of missiles. The stricken driver had sunk down on the

boot as soon as he was wounded, but had held on to the reins and said he

would manage to keep hold of them until relieved.

And after they were taken from his relaxing grasp, he lay with his head

between Judge Mott’s feet, and tranquilly gave directions about the road;

he said he believed he could live till the miscreants were outrun and

left behind, and that if he managed that, the main difficulty would be at

an end, and then if the Judge drove so and so (giving directions about

bad places in the road, and general course) he would reach the next

station without trouble. The Judge distanced the enemy and at last

rattled up to the station and knew that the night’s perils were done; but

there was no comrade-in-arms for him to rejoice with, for the soldierly

driver was dead.

Let us forget that we have been saying harsh things about the Overland

drivers, now. The disgust which the Goshoots gave me, a disciple of

Cooper and a worshipper of the Red Man–even of the scholarly savages in

the “Last of the Mohicans” who are fittingly associated with backwoodsmen

who divide each sentence into two equal parts: one part critically

grammatical, refined and choice of language, and the other part just such

an attempt to talk like a hunter or a mountaineer, as a Broadway clerk

might make after eating an edition of Emerson Bennett’s works and

studying frontier life at the Bowery Theatre a couple of weeks–I say

that the nausea which the Goshoots gave me, an Indian worshipper, set me

to examining authorities, to see if perchance I had been over-estimating

the Red Man while viewing him through the mellow moonshine of romance.

The revelations that came were disenchanting. It was curious to see how

quickly the paint and tinsel fell away from him and left him treacherous,

filthy and repulsive–and how quickly the evidences accumulated that

wherever one finds an Indian tribe he has only found Goshoots more or

less modified by circumstances and surroundings–but Goshoots, after all.

They deserve pity, poor creatures; and they can have mine–at this

distance. Nearer by, they never get anybody’s.

There is an impression abroad that the Baltimore and Washington Railroad

Company and many of its employees are Goshoots; but it is an error.

There is only a plausible resemblance, which, while it is apt enough to

mislead the ignorant, cannot deceive parties who have contemplated both

tribes. But seriously, it was not only poor wit, but very wrong to start

the report referred to above; for however innocent the motive may have

been, the necessary effect was to injure the reputation of a class who

have a hard enough time of it in the pitiless deserts of the Rocky

Mountains, Heaven knows! If we cannot find it in our hearts to give

those poor naked creatures our Christian sympathy and compassion, in

God’s name let us at least not throw mud at them.

CHAPTER XX.

On the seventeenth day we passed the highest mountain peaks we had yet

seen, and although the day was very warm the night that followed upon its

heels was wintry cold and blankets were next to useless.

On the eighteenth day we encountered the eastward-bound telegraph-

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