Roughing It by Mark Twain

at the various halting places, it might expedite his movements a little.

There was a coolness between us after that.

In one place in the island of Hawaii, we saw a laced and ruffled cataract

of limpid water leaping from a sheer precipice fifteen hundred feet high;

but that sort of scenery finds its stanchest ally in the arithmetic

rather than in spectacular effect. If one desires to be so stirred by a

poem of Nature wrought in the happily commingled graces of picturesque

rocks, glimpsed distances, foliage, color, shifting lights and shadows,

and failing water, that the tears almost come into his eyes so potent is

the charm exerted, he need not go away from America to enjoy such an

experience. The Rainbow Fall, in Watkins Glen (N.Y.), on the Erie

railway, is an example. It would recede into pitiable insignificance if

the callous tourist drew on arithmetic on it; but left to compete for the

honors simply on scenic grace and beauty–the grand, the august and the

sublime being barred the contest–it could challenge the old world and

the new to produce its peer.

In one locality, on our journey, we saw some horses that had been born

and reared on top of the mountains, above the range of running water, and

consequently they had never drank that fluid in their lives, but had been

always accustomed to quenching their thirst by eating dew-laden or

shower-wetted leaves. And now it was destructively funny to see them

sniff suspiciously at a pail of water, and then put in their noses and

try to take a bite out of the fluid, as if it were a solid. Finding it

liquid, they would snatch away their heads and fall to trembling,

snorting and showing other evidences of fright. When they became

convinced at last that the water was friendly and harmless, they thrust

in their noses up to their eyes, brought out a mouthful of water, and

proceeded to chew it complacently. We saw a man coax, kick and spur one

of them five or ten minutes before he could make it cross a running

stream. It spread its nostrils, distended its eyes and trembled all

over, just as horses customarily do in the presence of a serpent–and for

aught I know it thought the crawling stream was a serpent.

In due course of time our journey came to an end at Kawaehae (usually

pronounced To-a-hi–and before we find fault with this elaborate

orthographical method of arriving at such an unostentatious result, let

us lop off the ugh from our word “though”). I made this horseback trip

on a mule. I paid ten dollars for him at Kau (Kah-oo), added four to get

him shod, rode him two hundred miles, and then sold him for fifteen

dollars. I mark the circumstance with a white stone (in the absence of

chalk–for I never saw a white stone that a body could mark anything

with, though out of respect for the ancients I have tried it often

enough); for up to that day and date it was the first strictly commercial

transaction I had ever entered into, and come out winner. We returned to

Honolulu, and from thence sailed to the island of Maui, and spent several

weeks there very pleasantly. I still remember, with a sense of indolent

luxury, a picnicing excursion up a romantic gorge there, called the Iao

Valley. The trail lay along the edge of a brawling stream in the bottom

of the gorge–a shady route, for it was well roofed with the verdant

domes of forest trees. Through openings in the foliage we glimpsed

picturesque scenery that revealed ceaseless changes and new charms with

every step of our progress. Perpendicular walls from one to three

thousand feet high guarded the way, and were sumptuously plumed with

varied foliage, in places, and in places swathed in waving ferns.

Passing shreds of cloud trailed their shadows across these shining

fronts, mottling them with blots; billowy masses of white vapor hid the

turreted summits, and far above the vapor swelled a background of

gleaming green crags and cones that came and went, through the veiling

mists, like islands drifting in a fog; sometimes the cloudy curtain

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