Roughing It by Mark Twain

are, the breaking up of one Winter and the beginning of the next. More

than once (in Esmeralda) I have seen a perfectly blistering morning open

up with the thermometer at ninety degrees at eight o’clock, and seen the

snow fall fourteen inches deep and that same identical thermometer go

down to forty-four degrees under shelter, before nine o’clock at night.

Under favorable circumstances it snows at least once in every single

month in the year, in the little town of Mono. So uncertain is the

climate in Summer that a lady who goes out visiting cannot hope to be

prepared for all emergencies unless she takes her fan under one arm and

her snow shoes under the other. When they have a Fourth of July

procession it generally snows on them, and they do say that as a general

thing when a man calls for a brandy toddy there, the bar keeper chops it

off with a hatchet and wraps it up in a paper, like maple sugar. And it

is further reported that the old soakers haven’t any teeth–wore them out

eating gin cocktails and brandy punches. I do not endorse that

statement–I simply give it for what it is worth–and it is worth–well,

I should say, millions, to any man who can believe it without straining

himself. But I do endorse the snow on the Fourth of July–because I know

that to be true.

CHAPTER XXXIX.

About seven o’clock one blistering hot morning–for it was now dead

summer time–Higbie and I took the boat and started on a voyage of

discovery to the two islands. We had often longed to do this, but had

been deterred by the fear of storms; for they were frequent, and severe

enough to capsize an ordinary row-boat like ours without great

difficulty–and once capsized, death would ensue in spite of the bravest

swimming, for that venomous water would eat a man’s eyes out like fire,

and burn him out inside, too, if he shipped a sea. It was called twelve

miles, straight out to the islands–a long pull and a warm one–but the

morning was so quiet and sunny, and the lake so smooth and glassy and

dead, that we could not resist the temptation. So we filled two large

tin canteens with water (since we were not acquainted with the locality

of the spring said to exist on the large island), and started. Higbie’s

brawny muscles gave the boat good speed, but by the time we reached our

destination we judged that we had pulled nearer fifteen miles than

twelve.

We landed on the big island and went ashore. We tried the water in the

canteens, now, and found that the sun had spoiled it; it was so brackish

that we could not drink it; so we poured it out and began a search for

the spring–for thirst augments fast as soon as it is apparent that one

has no means at hand of quenching it. The island was a long, moderately

high hill of ashes–nothing but gray ashes and pumice-stone, in which we

sunk to our knees at every step–and all around the top was a forbidding

wall of scorched and blasted rocks. When we reached the top and got

within the wall, we found simply a shallow, far-reaching basin, carpeted

with ashes, and here and there a patch of fine sand. In places,

picturesque jets of steam shot up out of crevices, giving evidence that

although this ancient crater had gone out of active business, there was

still some fire left in its furnaces. Close to one of these jets of

steam stood the only tree on the island–a small pine of most graceful

shape and most faultless symmetry; its color was a brilliant green, for

the steam drifted unceasingly through its branches and kept them always

moist. It contrasted strangely enough, did this vigorous and beautiful

outcast, with its dead and dismal surroundings. It was like a cheerful

spirit in a mourning household.

We hunted for the spring everywhere, traversing the full length of the

island (two or three miles), and crossing it twice–climbing ash-hills

patiently, and then sliding down the other side in a sitting posture,

plowing up smothering volumes of gray dust. But we found nothing but

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