Roughing It by Mark Twain

“the States” rear with such patient care in parlor flower-pots and green-

houses, flourish luxuriantly in the open air there all the year round.

Calla lilies, all sorts of geraniums, passion flowers, moss roses–I do

not know the names of a tenth part of them. I only know that while New

Yorkers are burdened with banks and drifts of snow, Californians are

burdened with banks and drifts of flowers, if they only keep their hands

off and let them grow. And I have heard that they have also that rarest

and most curious of all the flowers, the beautiful Espiritu Santo, as the

Spaniards call it–or flower of the Holy Spirit–though I thought it grew

only in Central America–down on the Isthmus. In its cup is the

daintiest little facsimile of a dove, as pure as snow. The Spaniards

have a superstitious reverence for it. The blossom has been conveyed to

the States, submerged in ether; and the bulb has been taken thither also,

but every attempt to make it bloom after it arrived, has failed.

I have elsewhere spoken of the endless Winter of Mono, California, and

but this moment of the eternal Spring of San Francisco. Now if we travel

a hundred miles in a straight line, we come to the eternal Summer of

Sacramento. One never sees Summer-clothing or mosquitoes in San

Francisco–but they can be found in Sacramento. Not always and

unvaryingly, but about one hundred and forty-three months out of twelve

years, perhaps. Flowers bloom there, always, the reader can easily

believe–people suffer and sweat, and swear, morning, noon and night, and

wear out their stanchest energies fanning themselves. It gets hot there,

but if you go down to Fort Yuma you will find it hotter. Fort Yuma is

probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one

hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time–except when it varies

and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so

used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a

tradition (attributed to John Phenix [It has been purloined by fifty

different scribblers who were too poor to invent a fancy but not ashamed

to steal one.–M. T.]) that a very, very wicked soldier died there,

once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition,–

and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets. There is no doubt

about the truth of this statement–there can be no doubt about it. I

have seen the place where that soldier used to board. In Sacramento it

is fiery Summer always, and you can gather roses, and eat strawberries

and ice-cream, and wear white linen clothes, and pant and perspire, at

eight or nine o’clock in the morning, and then take the cars, and at noon

put on your furs and your skates, and go skimming over frozen Donner

Lake, seven thousand feet above the valley, among snow banks fifteen feet

deep, and in the shadow of grand mountain peaks that lift their frosty

crags ten thousand feet above the level of the sea.

There is a transition for you! Where will you find another like it in

the Western hemisphere? And some of us have swept around snow-walled

curves of the Pacific Railroad in that vicinity, six thousand feet above

the sea, and looked down as the birds do, upon the deathless Summer of

the Sacramento Valley, with its fruitful fields, its feathery foliage,

its silver streams, all slumbering in the mellow haze of its enchanted

atmosphere, and all infinitely softened and spiritualized by distance–a

dreamy, exquisite glimpse of fairyland, made all the more charming and

striking that it was caught through a forbidden gateway of ice and snow,

and savage crags and precipices.

CHAPTER LVII.

It was in this Sacramento Valley, just referred to, that a deal of the

most lucrative of the early gold mining was done, and you may still see,

in places, its grassy slopes and levels torn and guttered and disfigured

by the avaricious spoilers of fifteen and twenty years ago. You may see

such disfigurements far and wide over California–and in some such

places, where only meadows and forests are visible–not a living

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