Roughing It by Mark Twain

the balls of my feet, there was no comfort in it, on account of my

nervous dread that they were going to slip one way or the other in a

moment. But the subject is too exasperating to write about.

A mile and a half from town, I came to a grove of tall cocoanut trees,

with clean, branchless stems reaching straight up sixty or seventy feet

and topped with a spray of green foliage sheltering clusters of cocoa-

nuts–not more picturesque than a forest of collossal ragged parasols,

with bunches of magnified grapes under them, would be.

I once heard a gouty northern invalid say that a cocoanut tree might be

poetical, possibly it was; but it looked like a feather-duster struck by

lightning. I think that describes it better than a picture–and yet,

without any question, there is something fascinating about a cocoa-nut

tree–and graceful, too.

About a dozen cottages, some frame and the others of native grass,

nestled sleepily in the shade here and there. The grass cabins are of a

grayish color, are shaped much like our own cottages, only with higher

and steeper roofs usually, and are made of some kind of weed strongly

bound together in bundles. The roofs are very thick, and so are the

walls; the latter have square holes in them for windows. At a little

distance these cabins have a furry appearance, as if they might be made

of bear skins. They are very cool and pleasant inside. The King’s flag

was flying from the roof of one of the cottages, and His Majesty was

probably within. He owns the whole concern thereabouts, and passes his

time there frequently, on sultry days “laying off.” The spot is called

“The King’s Grove.”

Near by is an interesting ruin–the meagre remains of an ancient heathen

temple–a place where human sacrifices were offered up in those old

bygone days when the simple child of nature, yielding momentarily to sin

when sorely tempted, acknowledged his error when calm reflection had

shown it him, and came forward with noble frankness and offered up his

grandmother as an atoning sacrifice–in those old days when the luckless

sinner could keep on cleansing his conscience and achieving periodical

happiness as long as his relations held out; long, long before the

missionaries braved a thousand privations to come and make them

permanently miserable by telling them how beautiful and how blissful a

place heaven is, and how nearly impossible it is to get there; and showed

the poor native how dreary a place perdition is and what unnecessarily

liberal facilities there are for going to it; showed him how, in his

ignorance he had gone and fooled away all his kinfolks to no purpose;

showed him what rapture it is to work all day long for fifty cents to buy

food for next day with, as compared with fishing for pastime and lolling

in the shade through eternal Summer, and eating of the bounty that nobody

labored to provide but Nature. How sad it is to think of the multitudes

who have gone to their graves in this beautiful island and never knew

there was a hell!

This ancient temple was built of rough blocks of lava, and was simply a

roofless inclosure a hundred and thirty feet long and seventy wide–

nothing but naked walls, very thick, but not much higher than a man’s

head. They will last for ages no doubt, if left unmolested. Its three

altars and other sacred appurtenances have crumbled and passed away years

ago. It is said that in the old times thousands of human beings were

slaughtered here, in the presence of naked and howling savages. If these

mute stones could speak, what tales they could tell, what pictures they

could describe, of fettered victims writhing under the knife; of massed

forms straining forward out of the gloom, with ferocious faces lit up by

the sacrificial fires; of the background of ghostly trees; of the dark

pyramid of Diamond Head standing sentinel over the uncanny scene, and the

peaceful moon looking down upon it through rifts in the cloud-rack!

When Kamehameha (pronounced Ka-may-ha-may-ah) the Great–who was a sort

of a Napoleon in military genius and uniform success–invaded this island

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