Roughing It by Mark Twain

merit to procure for him the important post of overland division-agent at

Julesburg, in place of Mr. Jules, removed. For some time previously, the

company’s horses had been frequently stolen, and the coaches delayed, by

gangs of outlaws, who were wont to laugh at the idea of any man’s having

the temerity to resent such outrages. Slade resented them promptly.

The outlaws soon found that the new agent was a man who did not fear

anything that breathed the breath of life. He made short work of all

offenders. The result was that delays ceased, the company’s property was

let alone, and no matter what happened or who suffered, Slade’s coaches

went through, every time! True, in order to bring about this wholesome

change, Slade had to kill several men–some say three, others say four,

and others six–but the world was the richer for their loss. The first

prominent difficulty he had was with the ex-agent Jules, who bore the

reputation of being a reckless and desperate man himself. Jules hated

Slade for supplanting him, and a good fair occasion for a fight was all

he was waiting for. By and by Slade dared to employ a man whom Jules had

once discharged. Next, Slade seized a team of stage-horses which he

accused Jules of having driven off and hidden somewhere for his own use.

War was declared, and for a day or two the two men walked warily about

the streets, seeking each other, Jules armed with a double-barreled shot

gun, and Slade with his history-creating revolver. Finally, as Slade

stepped into a store Jules poured the contents of his gun into him from

behind the door. Slade was plucky, and Jules got several bad pistol

wounds in return.

Then both men fell, and were carried to their respective lodgings, both

swearing that better aim should do deadlier work next time. Both were

bedridden a long time, but Jules got to his feet first, and gathering his

possessions together, packed them on a couple of mules, and fled to the

Rocky Mountains to gather strength in safety against the day of

reckoning. For many months he was not seen or heard of, and was

gradually dropped out of the remembrance of all save Slade himself. But

Slade was not the man to forget him. On the contrary, common report said

that Slade kept a reward standing for his capture, dead or alive!

After awhile, seeing that Slade’s energetic administration had restored

peace and order to one of the worst divisions of the road, the overland

stage company transferred him to the Rocky Ridge division in the Rocky

Mountains, to see if he could perform a like miracle there. It was the

very paradise of outlaws and desperadoes. There was absolutely no

semblance of law there. Violence was the rule. Force was the only

recognized authority. The commonest misunderstandings were settled on

the spot with the revolver or the knife. Murders were done in open day,

and with sparkling frequency, and nobody thought of inquiring into them.

It was considered that the parties who did the killing had their private

reasons for it; for other people to meddle would have been looked upon as

indelicate. After a murder, all that Rocky Mountain etiquette required

of a spectator was, that he should help the gentleman bury his game–

otherwise his churlishness would surely be remembered against him the

first time he killed a man himself and needed a neighborly turn in

interring him.

Slade took up his residence sweetly and peacefully in the midst of this

hive of horse-thieves and assassins, and the very first time one of them

aired his insolent swaggerings in his presence he shot him dead! He

began a raid on the outlaws, and in a singularly short space of time he

had completely stopped their depredations on the stage stock, recovered a

large number of stolen horses, killed several of the worst desperadoes of

the district, and gained such a dread ascendancy over the rest that they

respected him, admired him, feared him, obeyed him! He wrought the same

marvelous change in the ways of the community that had marked his

administration at Overland City. He captured two men who had stolen

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