Roughing It by Mark Twain

shed a few tears on him and kissed him for his mother. I then took what

small change he had and “shoved”.

CHAPTER LXVII.

I still quote from my journal:

I found the national Legislature to consist of half a dozen white men and

some thirty or forty natives. It was a dark assemblage. The nobles and

Ministers (about a dozen of them altogether) occupied the extreme left of

the hall, with David Kalakaua (the King’s Chamberlain) and Prince William

at the head. The President of the Assembly, His Royal Highness M.

Kekuanaoa, [Kekuanaoa is not of the blood royal. He derives his princely

rank from his wife, who was a daughter of Kamehameha the Great. Under

other monarchies the male line takes precedence of the female in tracing

genealogies, but here the opposite is the case–the female line takes

precedence. Their reason for this is exceedingly sensible, and I

recommend it to the aristocracy of Europe: They say it is easy to know

who a man’s mother was, but, etc., etc.] and the Vice President (the

latter a white man,) sat in the pulpit, if I may so term it.

The President is the King’s father. He is an erect, strongly built,

massive featured, white-haired, tawny old gentleman of eighty years of

age or thereabouts. He was simply but well dressed, in a blue cloth coat

and white vest, and white pantaloons, without spot, dust or blemish upon

them. He bears himself with a calm, stately dignity, and is a man of

noble presence. He was a young man and a distinguished warrior under

that terrific fighter, Kamehameha I., more than half a century ago. A

knowledge of his career suggested some such thought as this: “This man,

naked as the day he was born, and war-club and spear in hand, has charged

at the head of a horde of savages against other hordes of savages more

than a generation and a half ago, and reveled in slaughter and carnage;

has worshipped wooden images on his devout knees; has seen hundreds of

his race offered up in heathen temples as sacrifices to wooden idols, at

a time when no missionary’s foot had ever pressed this soil, and he had

never heard of the white man’s God; has believed his enemy could secretly

pray him to death; has seen the day, in his childhood, when it was a

crime punishable by death for a man to eat with his wife, or for a

plebeian to let his shadow fall upon the King–and now look at him; an

educated Christian; neatly and handsomely dressed; a high-minded, elegant

gentleman; a traveler, in some degree, and one who has been the honored

guest of royalty in Europe; a man practiced in holding the reins of an

enlightened government, and well versed in the politics of his country

and in general, practical information. Look at him, sitting there

presiding over the deliberations of a legislative body, among whom are

white men–a grave, dignified, statesmanlike personage, and as seemingly

natural and fitted to the place as if he had been born in it and had

never been out of it in his life time. How the experiences of this old

man’s eventful life shame the cheap inventions of romance!”

The christianizing of the natives has hardly even weakened some of their

barbarian superstitions, much less destroyed them. I have just referred

to one of these. It is still a popular belief that if your enemy can get

hold of any article belonging to you he can get down on his knees over it

and pray you to death. Therefore many a native gives up and dies merely

because he imagines that some enemy is putting him through a course of

damaging prayer. This praying an individual to death seems absurb enough

at a first glance, but then when we call to mind some of the pulpit

efforts of certain of our own ministers the thing looks plausible.

In former times, among the Islanders, not only a plurality of wives was

customary, but a plurality of husbands likewise. Some native women of

noble rank had as many as six husbands. A woman thus supplied did not

reside with all her husbands at once, but lived several months with each

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