Roughing It by Mark Twain

or thought I had need of protection.

On reaching the editorial part of the News office, which viewed from the

street is dark, I did not see Mr. Winters, and again my misgivings arose.

Had I paused long enough to consider the case, I should have invited

Sheriff Cummings in, but as Lynch went down stairs, he said: “This way,

Wiegand–it’s best to be private,” or some such remark.

[I do not desire to strain the reader’s fancy, hurtfully, and yet it

would be a favor to me if he would try to fancy this lamb in battle, or

the duelling ground or at the head of a vigilance committee–M. T.:]

I followed, and without Mr. Cummings, and without arms, which I never do

or will carry, unless as a soldier in war, or unless I should yet come to

feel I must fight a duel, or to join and aid in the ranks of a necessary

Vigilance Committee. But by following I made a fatal mistake. Following

was entering a trap, and whatever animal suffers itself to be caught

should expect the common fate of a caged rat, as I fear events to come

will prove.

Traps commonly are not set for benevolence.

[His body-guard is shut out:]

THE TRAP INSIDE.

I followed Lynch down stairs. At their foot a door to the left opened

into a small room. From that room another door opened into yet another

room, and once entered I found myself inveigled into what many will ever

henceforth regard as a private subterranean Gold Hill den, admirably

adapted in proper hands to the purposes of murder, raw or disguised, for

from it, with both or even one door closed, when too late, I saw that I

could not be heard by Sheriff Cummings, and from it, BY VIOLENCE AND BY

FORCE, I was prevented from making a peaceable exit, when I thought I saw

the studious object of this “consultation” was no other than to compass

my killing, in the presence of Philip Lynch as a witness, as soon as by

insult a proverbially excitable man should be exasperated to the point of

assailing Mr. Winters, so that Mr. Lynch, by his conscience and by his

well known tenderness of heart toward the rich and potent would be

compelled to testify that he saw Gen. John B. Winters kill Conrad Wiegand

in “self-defence.” But I am going too fast.

OUR HOST.

Mr. Lynch was present during the most of the time (say a little short of

an hour), but three times he left the room. His testimony, therefore,

would be available only as to the bulk of what transpired. On entering

this carpeted den I was invited to a seat near one corner of the room.

Mr. Lynch took a seat near the window. J. B. Winters sat (at first) near

the door, and began his remarks essentially as follows:

“I have come here to exact of you a retraction, in black and white, of

those damnably false charges which you have preferred against me in that-

–infamous lying sheet of yours, and you must declare yourself their

author, that you published them knowing them to be false, and that your

motives were malicious.”

“Hold, Mr. Winters. Your language is insulting and your demand an

enormity. I trust I was not invited here either to be insulted or

coerced. I supposed myself here by invitation of Mr. Lynch, at your

request.”

“Nor did I come here to insult you. I have already told you that I am

here for a very different purpose.”

“Yet your language has been offensive, and even now shows strong

excitement. If insult is repeated I shall either leave the room or call

in Sheriff Cummings, whom I just left standing and waiting for me outside

the door.”

“No, you won’t, sir. You may just as well understand it at once as not.

Here you are my man, and I’ll tell you why! Months ago you put your

property out of your hands, boasting that you did so to escape losing it

on prosecution for libel.”

“It is true that I did convert all my immovable property into personal

property, such as I could trust safely to others, and chiefly to escape

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