Roughing It by Mark Twain

I will deliver him into the hands of less conscientious tourists and take

his blessing. Let me be charitable, though I fail in all virtues else.

Note: Some of the phrases in the above are mining technicalities, purely,

and may be a little obscure to the general reader. In “placer diggings”

the gold is scattered all through the surface dirt; in “pocket” diggings

it is concentrated in one little spot; in “quartz” the gold is in a

solid, continuous vein of rock, enclosed between distinct walls of some

other kind of stone–and this is the most laborious and expensive of all

the different kinds of mining. “Prospecting” is hunting for a “placer”;

“indications” are signs of its presence; “panning out” refers to the

washing process by which the grains of gold are separated from the dirt;

a “prospect” is what one finds in the first panful of dirt–and its value

determines whether it is a good or a bad prospect, and whether it is

worth while to tarry there or seek further.

CHAPTER LXII.

After a three months’ absence, I found myself in San Francisco again,

without a cent. When my credit was about exhausted, (for I had become

too mean and lazy, now, to work on a morning paper, and there were no

vacancies on the evening journals,) I was created San Francisco

correspondent of the Enterprise, and at the end of five months I was out

of debt, but my interest in my work was gone; for my correspondence being

a daily one, without rest or respite, I got unspeakably tired of it.

I wanted another change. The vagabond instinct was strong upon me.

Fortune favored and I got a new berth and a delightful one. It was to go

down to the Sandwich Islands and write some letters for the Sacramento

Union, an excellent journal and liberal with employees.

We sailed in the propeller Ajax, in the middle of winter. The almanac

called it winter, distinctly enough, but the weather was a compromise

between spring and summer. Six days out of port, it became summer

altogether. We had some thirty passengers; among them a cheerful soul

by the name of Williams, and three sea-worn old whaleship captains going

down to join their vessels. These latter played euchre in the smoking

room day and night, drank astonishing quantities of raw whisky without

being in the least affected by it, and were the happiest people I think

I ever saw. And then there was “the old Admiral–” a retired whaleman.

He was a roaring, terrific combination of wind and lightning and thunder,

and earnest, whole-souled profanity. But nevertheless he was tender-

hearted as a girl. He was a raving, deafening, devastating typhoon,

laying waste the cowering seas but with an unvexed refuge in the centre

where all comers were safe and at rest. Nobody could know the “Admiral”

without liking him; and in a sudden and dire emergency I think no friend

of his would know which to choose–to be cursed by him or prayed for by a

less efficient person.

His Title of “Admiral” was more strictly “official” than any ever worn by

a naval officer before or since, perhaps–for it was the voluntary

offering of a whole nation, and came direct from the people themselves

without any intermediate red tape–the people of the Sandwich Islands.

It was a title that came to him freighted with affection, and honor, and

appreciation of his unpretending merit. And in testimony of the

genuineness of the title it was publicly ordained that an exclusive flag

should be devised for him and used solely to welcome his coming and wave

him God-speed in his going. From that time forth, whenever his ship was

signaled in the offing, or he catted his anchor and stood out to sea,

that ensign streamed from the royal halliards on the parliament house and

the nation lifted their hats to it with spontaneous accord.

Yet he had never fired a gun or fought a battle in his life. When I knew

him on board the Ajax, he was seventy-two years old and had plowed the

salt water sixty-one of them. For sixteen years he had gone in and out

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