Roughing It by Mark Twain

rocks ‘n’ dirt ‘n’ smoke ‘n; splinters shot up ’bout a mile an’ a half

into the air, an’ by George, right in the dead centre of it was old Tom

Quartz a goin’ end over end, an’ a snortin’ an’ a sneez’n’, an’ a clawin’

an’ a reachin’ for things like all possessed. But it warn’t no use, you

know, it warn’t no use. An’ that was the last we see of him for about

two minutes ‘n’ a half, an’ then all of a sudden it begin to rain rocks

and rubbage, an’ directly he come down ker-whop about ten foot off f’m

where we stood Well, I reckon he was p’raps the orneriest lookin’ beast

you ever see. One ear was sot back on his neck, ‘n’ his tail was stove

up, ‘n’ his eye-winkers was swinged off, ‘n’ he was all blacked up with

powder an’ smoke, an’ all sloppy with mud ‘n’ slush f’m one end to the

other.

Well sir, it warn’t no use to try to apologize–we couldn’t say a word.

He took a sort of a disgusted look at hisself, ‘n’ then he looked at us–

an’ it was just exactly the same as if he had said–‘Gents, may be you

think it’s smart to take advantage of a cat that ‘ain’t had no experience

of quartz minin’, but I think different’–an’ then he turned on his heel

‘n’ marched off home without ever saying another word.

“That was jest his style. An’ may be you won’t believe it, but after

that you never see a cat so prejudiced agin quartz mining as what he was.

An’ by an’ bye when he did get to goin’ down in the shaft agin, you’d ‘a

been astonished at his sagacity. The minute we’d tetch off a blast ‘n’

the fuse’d begin to sizzle, he’d give a look as much as to say: ‘Well,

I’ll have to git you to excuse me,’ an’ it was surpris’n’ the way he’d

shin out of that hole ‘n’ go f’r a tree. Sagacity? It ain’t no name for

it. ‘Twas inspiration!”

I said, “Well, Mr. Baker, his prejudice against quartz-mining was

remarkable, considering how he came by it. Couldn’t you ever cure him of

it?”

“Cure him! No! When Tom Quartz was sot once, he was always sot–and you

might a blowed him up as much as three million times ‘n’ you’d never a

broken him of his cussed prejudice agin quartz mining.”

The affection and the pride that lit up Baker’s face when he delivered

this tribute to the firmness of his humble friend of other days, will

always be a vivid memory with me.

At the end of two months we had never “struck” a pocket. We had panned

up and down the hillsides till they looked plowed like a field; we could

have put in a crop of grain, then, but there would have been no way to

get it to market. We got many good “prospects,” but when the gold gave

out in the pan and we dug down, hoping and longing, we found only

emptiness–the pocket that should have been there was as barren as our

own.–At last we shouldered our pans and shovels and struck out over the

hills to try new localities. We prospected around Angel’s Camp, in

Calaveras county, during three weeks, but had no success. Then we

wandered on foot among the mountains, sleeping under the trees at night,

for the weather was mild, but still we remained as centless as the last

rose of summer. That is a poor joke, but it is in pathetic harmony with

the circumstances, since we were so poor ourselves. In accordance with

the custom of the country, our door had always stood open and our board

welcome to tramping miners–they drifted along nearly every day, dumped

their paust shovels by the threshold and took “pot luck” with us–and now

on our own tramp we never found cold hospitality.

Our wanderings were wide and in many directions; and now I could give the

reader a vivid description of the Big Trees and the marvels of the Yo

Semite–but what has this reader done to me that I should persecute him?

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