Roughing It by Mark Twain

this district many centuries ago brought thither on his shoulder one day

to use as a lounge! This circumstance is established by the most

reliable traditions. He used to lie down on it, in his indolent way, and

keep an eye on his subjects at work for him and see that there was no

“soldiering” done. And no doubt there was not any done to speak of,

because he was a man of that sort of build that incites to attention to

business on the part of an employee.

He was fourteen or fifteen feet high. When he stretched himself at full

length on his lounge, his legs hung down over the end, and when he snored

he woke the dead. These facts are all attested by irrefragable

tradition.

On the other side of the temple is a monstrous seven-ton rock, eleven

feet long, seven feet wide and three feet thick. It is raised a foot or

a foot and a half above the ground, and rests upon half a dozen little

stony pedestals. The same old fourteen-footer brought it down from the

mountain, merely for fun (he had his own notions about fun), and propped

it up as we find it now and as others may find it a century hence, for it

would take a score of horses to budge it from its position. They say

that fifty or sixty years ago the proud Queen Kaahumanu used to fly to

this rock for safety, whenever she had been making trouble with her

fierce husband, and hide under it until his wrath was appeased. But

these Kanakas will lie, and this statement is one of their ablest

efforts–for Kaahumanu was six feet high–she was bulky–she was built

like an ox–and she could no more have squeezed herself under that rock

than she could have passed between the cylinders of a sugar mill. What

could she gain by it, even if she succeeded? To be chased and abused by

a savage husband could not be otherwise than humiliating to her high

spirit, yet it could never make her feel so flat as an hour’s repose

under that rock would.

We walked a mile over a raised macadamized road of uniform width; a road

paved with flat stones and exhibiting in its every detail a considerable

degree of engineering skill. Some say that that wise old pagan,

Kamehameha I planned and built it, but others say it was built so long

before his time that the knowledge of who constructed it has passed out

of the traditions. In either case, however, as the handiwork of an

untaught and degraded race it is a thing of pleasing interest. The

stones are worn and smooth, and pushed apart in places, so that the road

has the exact appearance of those ancient paved highways leading out of

Rome which one sees in pictures.

The object of our tramp was to visit a great natural curiosity at the

base of the foothills–a congealed cascade of lava. Some old forgotten

volcanic eruption sent its broad river of fire down the mountain side

here, and it poured down in a great torrent from an overhanging bluff

some fifty feet high to the ground below. The flaming torrent cooled in

the winds from the sea, and remains there to-day, all seamed, and frothed

and rippled a petrified Niagara. It is very picturesque, and withal so

natural that one might almost imagine it still flowed. A smaller stream

trickled over the cliff and built up an isolated pyramid about thirty

feet high, which has the semblance of a mass of large gnarled and knotted

vines and roots and stems intricately twisted and woven together.

We passed in behind the cascade and the pyramid, and found the bluff

pierced by several cavernous tunnels, whose crooked courses we followed a

long distance.

Two of these winding tunnels stand as proof of Nature’s mining abilities.

Their floors are level, they are seven feet wide, and their roofs are

gently arched. Their height is not uniform, however. We passed through

one a hundred feet long, which leads through a spur of the hill and opens

out well up in the sheer wall of a precipice whose foot rests in the

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