Roughing It by Mark Twain

so spiritless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are

pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he

is so homely!–so scrawny, and ribby, and coarse-haired, and pitiful.

When he sees you he lifts his lip and lets a flash of his teeth out, and

then turns a little out of the course he was pursuing, depresses his head

a bit, and strikes a long, soft-footed trot through the sage-brush,

glancing over his shoulder at you, from time to time, till he is about

out of easy pistol range, and then he stops and takes a deliberate survey

of you; he will trot fifty yards and stop again–another fifty and stop

again; and finally the gray of his gliding body blends with the gray of

the sage-brush, and he disappears. All this is when you make no

demonstration against him; but if you do, he develops a livelier interest

in his journey, and instantly electrifies his heels and puts such a deal

of real estate between himself and your weapon, that by the time you have

raised the hammer you see that you need a minie rifle, and by the time

you have got him in line you need a rifled cannon, and by the time you

have “drawn a bead” on him you see well enough that nothing but an

unusually long-winded streak of lightning could reach him where he is

now. But if you start a swift-footed dog after him, you will enjoy it

ever so much–especially if it is a dog that has a good opinion of

himself, and has been brought up to think he knows something about speed.

The cayote will go swinging gently off on that deceitful trot of his, and

every little while he will smile a fraudful smile over his shoulder that

will fill that dog entirely full of encouragement and worldly ambition,

and make him lay his head still lower to the ground, and stretch his neck

further to the front, and pant more fiercely, and stick his tail out

straighter behind, and move his furious legs with a yet wilder frenzy,

and leave a broader and broader, and higher and denser cloud of desert

sand smoking behind, and marking his long wake across the level plain!

And all this time the dog is only a short twenty feet behind the cayote,

and to save the soul of him he cannot understand why it is that he cannot

get perceptibly closer; and he begins to get aggravated, and it makes him

madder and madder to see how gently the cayote glides along and never

pants or sweats or ceases to smile; and he grows still more and more

incensed to see how shamefully he has been taken in by an entire

stranger, and what an ignoble swindle that long, calm, soft-footed trot

is; and next he notices that he is getting fagged, and that the cayote

actually has to slacken speed a little to keep from running away from

him–and then that town-dog is mad in earnest, and he begins to strain

and weep and swear, and paw the sand higher than ever, and reach for the

cayote with concentrated and desperate energy. This “spurt” finds him

six feet behind the gliding enemy, and two miles from his friends. And

then, in the instant that a wild new hope is lighting up his face, the

cayote turns and smiles blandly upon him once more, and with a something

about it which seems to say: “Well, I shall have to tear myself away from

you, bub–business is business, and it will not do for me to be fooling

along this way all day”–and forthwith there is a rushing sound, and the

sudden splitting of a long crack through the atmosphere, and behold that

dog is solitary and alone in the midst of a vast solitude!

It makes his head swim. He stops, and looks all around; climbs the

nearest sand-mound, and gazes into the distance; shakes his head

reflectively, and then, without a word, he turns and jogs along back to

his train, and takes up a humble position under the hindmost wagon, and

feels unspeakably mean, and looks ashamed, and hangs his tail at half-

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