Roughing It by Mark Twain

were in the majority, and carried the measure over their heads. But

after all it did not immediately look like a disaster, though

unquestionably it was one I hesitated, calculated the chances, and then

concluded not to sell. Stocks went on rising; speculation went mad;

bankers, merchants, lawyers, doctors, mechanics, laborers, even the very

washerwomen and servant girls, were putting up their earnings on silver

stocks, and every sun that rose in the morning went down on paupers

enriched and rich men beggared. What a gambling carnival it was! Gould

and Curry soared to six thousand three hundred dollars a foot! And then

–all of a sudden, out went the bottom and everything and everybody went

to ruin and destruction! The wreck was complete.

The bubble scarcely left a microscopic moisture behind it. I was an

early beggar and a thorough one. My hoarded stocks were not worth the

paper they were printed on. I threw them all away. I, the cheerful

idiot that had been squandering money like water, and thought myself

beyond the reach of misfortune, had not now as much as fifty dollars when

I gathered together my various debts and paid them. I removed from the

hotel to a very private boarding house. I took a reporter’s berth and

went to work. I was not entirely broken in spirit, for I was building

confidently on the sale of the silver mine in the east. But I could not

hear from Dan. My letters miscarried or were not answered.

One day I did not feel vigorous and remained away from the office. The

next day I went down toward noon as usual, and found a note on my desk

which had been there twenty-four hours. It was signed “Marshall”–the

Virginia reporter–and contained a request that I should call at the

hotel and see him and a friend or two that night, as they would sail for

the east in the morning. A postscript added that their errand was a big

mining speculation! I was hardly ever so sick in my life. I abused

myself for leaving Virginia and entrusting to another man a matter I

ought to have attended to myself; I abused myself for remaining away from

the office on the one day of all the year that I should have been there.

And thus berating myself I trotted a mile to the steamer wharf and

arrived just in time to be too late. The ship was in the stream and

under way.

I comforted myself with the thought that may be the speculation would

amount to nothing–poor comfort at best–and then went back to my

slavery, resolved to put up with my thirty-five dollars a week and forget

all about it.

A month afterward I enjoyed my first earthquake. It was one which was

long called the “great” earthquake, and is doubtless so distinguished

till this day. It was just after noon, on a bright October day. I was

coming down Third street. The only objects in motion anywhere in sight

in that thickly built and populous quarter, were a man in a buggy behind

me, and a street car wending slowly up the cross street. Otherwise, all

was solitude and a Sabbath stillness. As I turned the corner, around a

frame house, there was a great rattle and jar, and it occurred to me that

here was an item!–no doubt a fight in that house. Before I could turn

and seek the door, there came a really terrific shock; the ground seemed

to roll under me in waves, interrupted by a violent joggling up and down,

and there was a heavy grinding noise as of brick houses rubbing together.

I fell up against the frame house and hurt my elbow. I knew what it was,

now, and from mere reportorial instinct, nothing else, took out my watch

and noted the time of day; at that moment a third and still severer shock

came, and as I reeled about on the pavement trying to keep my footing,

I saw a sight! The entire front of a tall four-story brick building in

Third street sprung outward like a door and fell sprawling across the

street, raising a dust like a great volume of smoke! And here came the

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