Roughing It by Mark Twain

A most remarkable case of “salting” was that of the “North Ophir.”

It was claimed that this vein was a remote extension” of the original

“Ophir,” a valuable mine on the “Comstock.” For a few days everybody was

talking about the rich developments in the North Ophir. It was said that

it yielded perfectly pure silver in small, solid lumps. I went to the

place with the owners, and found a shaft six or eight feet deep, in the

bottom of which was a badly shattered vein of dull, yellowish,

unpromising rock. One would as soon expect to find silver in a

grindstone. We got out a pan of the rubbish and washed it in a puddle,

and sure enough, among the sediment we found half a dozen black, bullet-

looking pellets of unimpeachable “native” silver. Nobody had ever heard

of such a thing before; science could not account for such a queer

novelty. The stock rose to sixty-five dollars a foot, and at this figure

the world-renowned tragedian, McKean Buchanan, bought a commanding

interest and prepared to quit the stage once more–he was always doing

that. And then it transpired that the mine had been “salted”–and not in

any hackneyed way, either, but in a singularly bold, barefaced and

peculiarly original and outrageous fashion. On one of the lumps of

“native” silver was discovered the minted legend, “TED STATES OF,” and

then it was plainly apparent that the mine had been “salted” with melted

half-dollars! The lumps thus obtained had been blackened till they

resembled native silver, and were then mixed with the shattered rock in

the bottom of the shaft. It is literally true. Of course the price of

the stock at once fell to nothing, and the tragedian was ruined. But for

this calamity we might have lost McKean Buchanan from the stage.

CHAPTER XLV.

The “flush times” held bravely on. Something over two years before, Mr.

Goodman and another journeyman printer, had borrowed forty dollars and

set out from San Francisco to try their fortunes in the new city of

Virginia. They found the Territorial Enterprise, a poverty-stricken

weekly journal, gasping for breath and likely to die. They bought it,

type, fixtures, good-will and all, for a thousand dollars, on long time.

The editorial sanctum, news-room, press-room, publication office, bed-

chamber, parlor, and kitchen were all compressed into one apartment and

it was a small one, too. The editors and printers slept on the floor, a

Chinaman did their cooking, and the “imposing-stone” was the general

dinner table. But now things were changed. The paper was a great daily,

printed by steam; there were five editors and twenty-three compositors;

the subscription price was sixteen dollars a year; the advertising rates

were exorbitant, and the columns crowded. The paper was clearing from

six to ten thousand dollars a month, and the “Enterprise Building” was

finished and ready for occupation–a stately fireproof brick. Every day

from five all the way up to eleven columns of “live” advertisements were

left out or crowded into spasmodic and irregular “supplements.”

The “Gould & Curry” company were erecting a monster hundred-stamp mill at

a cost that ultimately fell little short of a million dollars. Gould &

Curry stock paid heavy dividends–a rare thing, and an experience

confined to the dozen or fifteen claims located on the “main lead,” the

“Comstock.” The Superintendent of the Gould & Curry lived, rent free, in

a fine house built and furnished by the company. He drove a fine pair of

horses which were a present from the company, and his salary was twelve

thousand dollars a year. The superintendent of another of the great

mines traveled in grand state, had a salary of twenty-eight thousand

dollars a year, and in a law suit in after days claimed that he was to

have had one per cent. on the gross yield of the bullion likewise.

Money was wonderfully plenty. The trouble was, not how to get it,–but

how to spend it, how to lavish it, get rid of it, squander it. And so it

was a happy thing that just at this juncture the news came over the wires

that a great United States Sanitary Commission had been formed and money

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