Roughing It by Mark Twain

was announced–an “event” to those of us who had yet to experience

what it is to eat in one of Pullman’s hotels on wheels; so, stepping

into the car next forward of our sleeping palace, we found ourselves

in the dining-car. It was a revelation to us, that first dinner on

Sunday. And though we continued to dine for four days, and had as

many breakfasts and suppers, our whole party never ceased to admire

the perfection of the arrangements, and the marvelous results

achieved. Upon tables covered with snowy linen, and garnished with

services of solid silver, Ethiop waiters, flitting about in spotless

white, placed as by magic a repast at which Delmonico himself could

have had no occasion to blush; and, indeed, in some respects it

would be hard for that distinguished chef to match our menu; for, in

addition to all that ordinarily makes up a first-chop dinner, had we

not our antelope steak (the gormand who has not experienced this–

bah! what does he know of the feast of fat things?) our delicious

mountain-brook trout, and choice fruits and berries, and (sauce

piquant and unpurchasable!) our sweet-scented, appetite-compelling

air of the prairies?

You may depend upon it, we all did justice to the good things, and

as we washed them down with bumpers of sparkling Krug, whilst we

sped along at the rate of thirty miles an hour, agreed it was the

fastest living we had ever experienced. (We beat that, however, two

days afterward when we made twenty-seven miles in twenty-seven

minutes, while our Champagne glasses filled to the brim spilled not

a drop!) After dinner we repaired to our drawing-room car, and, as

it was Sabbath eve, intoned some of the grand old hymns–“Praise God

from whom,” etc.; “Shining Shore,” “Coronation,” etc.–the voices of

the men singers and of the women singers blending sweetly in the

evening air, while our train, with its great, glaring Polyphemus

eye, lighting up long vistas of prairie, rushed into the night and

the Wild. Then to bed in luxurious couches, where we slept the

sleep of the just and only awoke the next morning (Monday) at eight

o’clock, to find ourselves at the crossing of the North Platte,

three hundred miles from Omaha–fifteen hours and forty minutes

out.”

CHAPTER V.

Another night of alternate tranquillity and turmoil. But morning came,

by and by. It was another glad awakening to fresh breezes, vast expanses

of level greensward, bright sunlight, an impressive solitude utterly

without visible human beings or human habitations, and an atmosphere of

such amazing magnifying properties that trees that seemed close at hand

were more than three mile away. We resumed undress uniform, climbed

a-top of the flying coach, dangled our legs over the side, shouted

occasionally at our frantic mules, merely to see them lay their ears back

and scamper faster, tied our hats on to keep our hair from blowing away,

and leveled an outlook over the world-wide carpet about us for things new

and strange to gaze at. Even at this day it thrills me through and

through to think of the life, the gladness and the wild sense of freedom

that used to make the blood dance in my veins on those fine overland

mornings!

Along about an hour after breakfast we saw the first prairie-dog

villages, the first antelope, and the first wolf. If I remember rightly,

this latter was the regular cayote (pronounced ky-o-te) of the farther

deserts. And if it was, he was not a pretty creature or respectable

either, for I got well acquainted with his race afterward, and can speak

with confidence. The cayote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking

skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail

that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and

misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with slightly

lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all

over. The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always

hungry.

He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures

despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is

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