Roughing It by Mark Twain

listened. It was an inky-black night, and occasionally rainy. We were

among woods and rocks, hills and gorges–so shut in, in fact, that when

we peeped through a chink in a curtain, we could discern nothing. The

driver and conductor on top were still, too, or only spoke at long

intervals, in low tones, as is the way of men in the midst of invisible

dangers. We listened to rain-drops pattering on the roof; and the

grinding of the wheels through the muddy gravel; and the low wailing of

the wind; and all the time we had that absurd sense upon us, inseparable

from travel at night in a close-curtained vehicle, the sense of remaining

perfectly still in one place, notwithstanding the jolting and swaying of

the vehicle, the trampling of the horses, and the grinding of the wheels.

We listened a long time, with intent faculties and bated breath; every

time one of us would relax, and draw a long sigh of relief and start to

say something, a comrade would be sure to utter a sudden “Hark!” and

instantly the experimenter was rigid and listening again. So the

tiresome minutes and decades of minutes dragged away, until at last our

tense forms filmed over with a dulled consciousness, and we slept, if one

might call such a condition by so strong a name–for it was a sleep set

with a hair-trigger. It was a sleep seething and teeming with a weird

and distressful confusion of shreds and fag-ends of dreams–a sleep that

was a chaos. Presently, dreams and sleep and the sullen hush of the

night were startled by a ringing report, and cloven by such a long, wild,

agonizing shriek! Then we heard–ten steps from the stage–

“Help! help! help!” [It was our driver’s voice.]

“Kill him! Kill him like a dog!”

“I’m being murdered! Will no man lend me a pistol?”

“Look out! head him off! head him off!”

[Two pistol shots; a confusion of voices and the trampling of many feet,

as if a crowd were closing and surging together around some object;

several heavy, dull blows, as with a club; a voice that said appealingly,

“Don’t, gentlemen, please don’t–I’m a dead man!” Then a fainter groan,

and another blow, and away sped the stage into the darkness, and left the

grisly mystery behind us.]

What a startle it was! Eight seconds would amply cover the time it

occupied–maybe even five would do it. We only had time to plunge at a

curtain and unbuckle and unbutton part of it in an awkward and hindering

flurry, when our whip cracked sharply overhead, and we went rumbling and

thundering away, down a mountain “grade.”

We fed on that mystery the rest of the night–what was left of it, for it

was waning fast. It had to remain a present mystery, for all we could

get from the conductor in answer to our hails was something that sounded,

through the clatter of the wheels, like “Tell you in the morning!”

So we lit our pipes and opened the corner of a curtain for a chimney, and

lay there in the dark, listening to each other’s story of how he first

felt and how many thousand Indians he first thought had hurled themselves

upon us, and what his remembrance of the subsequent sounds was, and the

order of their occurrence. And we theorized, too, but there was never a

theory that would account for our driver’s voice being out there, nor yet

account for his Indian murderers talking such good English, if they were

Indians.

So we chatted and smoked the rest of the night comfortably away, our

boding anxiety being somehow marvelously dissipated by the real presence

of something to be anxious about.

We never did get much satisfaction about that dark occurrence. All that

we could make out of the odds and ends of the information we gathered in

the morning, was that the disturbance occurred at a station; that we

changed drivers there, and that the driver that got off there had been

talking roughly about some of the outlaws that infested the region (“for

there wasn’t a man around there but had a price on his head and didn’t

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