Roughing It by Mark Twain

and children are not, men of kindly impulses take up with pets, for they

must love something). And he always spoke of the strange sagacity of

that cat with the air of a man who believed in his secret heart that

there was something human about it–may be even supernatural.

I heard him talking about this animal once. He said:

“Gentlemen, I used to have a cat here, by the name of Tom Quartz, which

you’d a took an interest in I reckon–most any body would. I had him

here eight year–and he was the remarkablest cat I ever see. He was a

large gray one of the Tom specie, an’ he had more hard, natchral sense

than any man in this camp–‘n’ a power of dignity–he wouldn’t let the

Gov’ner of Californy be familiar with him. He never ketched a rat in his

life–‘peared to be above it. He never cared for nothing but mining.

He knowed more about mining, that cat did, than any man I ever, ever see.

You couldn’t tell him noth’n ’bout placer diggin’s–‘n’ as for pocket

mining, why he was just born for it.

He would dig out after me an’ Jim when we went over the hills

prospect’n’, and he would trot along behind us for as much as five mile,

if we went so fur. An’ he had the best judgment about mining ground–why

you never see anything like it. When we went to work, he’d scatter a

glance around, ‘n’ if he didn’t think much of the indications, he would

give a look as much as to say, ‘Well, I’ll have to get you to excuse me,’

‘n’ without another word he’d hyste his nose into the air ‘n’ shove for

home. But if the ground suited him, he would lay low ‘n’ keep dark till

the first pan was washed, ‘n’ then he would sidle up ‘n’ take a look, an’

if there was about six or seven grains of gold he was satisfied–he

didn’t want no better prospect ‘n’ that–‘n’ then he would lay down on

our coats and snore like a steamboat till we’d struck the pocket, an’

then get up ‘n’ superintend. He was nearly lightnin’ on superintending.

“Well, bye an’ bye, up comes this yer quartz excitement. Every body was

into it–every body was pick’n’ ‘n’ blast’n’ instead of shovelin’ dirt on

the hill side–every body was put’n’ down a shaft instead of scrapin’ the

surface. Noth’n’ would do Jim, but we must tackle the ledges, too, ‘n’

so we did. We commenced put’n’ down a shaft, ‘n’ Tom Quartz he begin to

wonder what in the Dickens it was all about. He hadn’t ever seen any

mining like that before, ‘n’ he was all upset, as you may say–he

couldn’t come to a right understanding of it no way–it was too many for

him. He was down on it, too, you bet you–he was down on it powerful–

‘n’ always appeared to consider it the cussedest foolishness out. But

that cat, you know, was always agin new fangled arrangements–somehow he

never could abide’em. You know how it is with old habits. But by an’ by

Tom Quartz begin to git sort of reconciled a little, though he never

could altogether understand that eternal sinkin’ of a shaft an’ never

pannin’ out any thing. At last he got to comin’ down in the shaft,

hisself, to try to cipher it out. An’ when he’d git the blues, ‘n’ feel

kind o’scruffy, ‘n’ aggravated ‘n’ disgusted–knowin’ as he did, that the

bills was runnin’ up all the time an’ we warn’t makin’ a cent–he would

curl up on a gunny sack in the corner an’ go to sleep. Well, one day

when the shaft was down about eight foot, the rock got so hard that we

had to put in a blast–the first blast’n’ we’d ever done since Tom Quartz

was born. An’ then we lit the fuse ‘n’ clumb out ‘n’ got off ’bout fifty

yards–‘n’ forgot ‘n’ left Tom Quartz sound asleep on the gunny sack.

In ’bout a minute we seen a puff of smoke bust up out of the hole, ‘n’

then everything let go with an awful crash, ‘n’ about four million ton of

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