Roughing It by Mark Twain

time of it. The Organic Act and the “instructions” from the State

Department commanded that a legislature should be elected at such-and-

such a time, and its sittings inaugurated at such-and-such a date. It

was easy to get legislators, even at three dollars a day, although board

was four dollars and fifty cents, for distinction has its charm in Nevada

as well as elsewhere, and there were plenty of patriotic souls out of

employment; but to get a legislative hall for them to meet in was another

matter altogether. Carson blandly declined to give a room rent-free, or

let one to the government on credit.

But when Curry heard of the difficulty, he came forward, solitary and

alone, and shouldered the Ship of State over the bar and got her afloat

again. I refer to “Curry–Old Curry–Old Abe Curry.” But for him the

legislature would have been obliged to sit in the desert. He offered his

large stone building just outside the capital limits, rent-free, and it

was gladly accepted. Then he built a horse-railroad from town to the

capitol, and carried the legislators gratis.

He also furnished pine benches and chairs for the legislature, and

covered the floors with clean saw-dust by way of carpet and spittoon

combined. But for Curry the government would have died in its tender

infancy. A canvas partition to separate the Senate from the House of

Representatives was put up by the Secretary, at a cost of three dollars

and forty cents, but the United States declined to pay for it. Upon

being reminded that the “instructions” permitted the payment of a liberal

rent for a legislative hall, and that that money was saved to the country

by Mr. Curry’s generosity, the United States said that did not alter the

matter, and the three dollars and forty cents would be subtracted from

the Secretary’s eighteen hundred dollar salary–and it was!

The matter of printing was from the beginning an interesting feature of

the new government’s difficulties. The Secretary was sworn to obey his

volume of written “instructions,” and these commanded him to do two

certain things without fail, viz.:

1. Get the House and Senate journals printed; and,

2. For this work, pay one dollar and fifty cents per “thousand” for

composition, and one dollar and fifty cents per “token” for press-work,

in greenbacks.

It was easy to swear to do these two things, but it was entirely

impossible to do more than one of them. When greenbacks had gone down to

forty cents on the dollar, the prices regularly charged everybody by

printing establishments were one dollar and fifty cents per “thousand”

and one dollar and fifty cents per “token,” in gold. The “instructions”

commanded that the Secretary regard a paper dollar issued by the

government as equal to any other dollar issued by the government. Hence

the printing of the journals was discontinued. Then the United States

sternly rebuked the Secretary for disregarding the “instructions,” and

warned him to correct his ways. Wherefore he got some printing done,

forwarded the bill to Washington with full exhibits of the high prices of

things in the Territory, and called attention to a printed market report

wherein it would be observed that even hay was two hundred and fifty

dollars a ton. The United States responded by subtracting the printing-

bill from the Secretary’s suffering salary–and moreover remarked with

dense gravity that he would find nothing in his “instructions” requiring

him to purchase hay!

Nothing in this world is palled in such impenetrable obscurity as a U.S.

Treasury Comptroller’s understanding. The very fires of the hereafter

could get up nothing more than a fitful glimmer in it. In the days I

speak of he never could be made to comprehend why it was that twenty

thousand dollars would not go as far in Nevada, where all commodities

ranged at an enormous figure, as it would in the other Territories, where

exceeding cheapness was the rule. He was an officer who looked out for

the little expenses all the time. The Secretary of the Territory kept

his office in his bedroom, as I before remarked; and he charged the

United States no rent, although his “instructions” provided for that item

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