Roughing It by Mark Twain

dare show himself in the settlements,” the conductor said); he had talked

roughly about these characters, and ought to have “drove up there with

his pistol cocked and ready on the seat alongside of him, and begun

business himself, because any softy would know they would be laying for

him.”

That was all we could gather, and we could see that neither the conductor

nor the new driver were much concerned about the matter. They plainly

had little respect for a man who would deliver offensive opinions of

people and then be so simple as to come into their presence unprepared to

“back his judgment,” as they pleasantly phrased the killing of any

fellow-being who did not like said opinions. And likewise they plainly

had a contempt for the man’s poor discretion in venturing to rouse the

wrath of such utterly reckless wild beasts as those outlaws–and the

conductor added:

“I tell you it’s as much as Slade himself want to do!”

This remark created an entire revolution in my curiosity. I cared

nothing now about the Indians, and even lost interest in the murdered

driver. There was such magic in that name, SLADE! Day or night, now, I

stood always ready to drop any subject in hand, to listen to something

new about Slade and his ghastly exploits. Even before we got to Overland

City, we had begun to hear about Slade and his “division” (for he was a

“division-agent”) on the Overland; and from the hour we had left Overland

City we had heard drivers and conductors talk about only three things–

“Californy,” the Nevada silver mines, and this desperado Slade. And a

deal the most of the talk was about Slade. We had gradually come to have

a realizing sense of the fact that Slade was a man whose heart and hands

and soul were steeped in the blood of offenders against his dignity; a

man who awfully avenged all injuries, affront, insults or slights, of

whatever kind–on the spot if he could, years afterward if lack of

earlier opportunity compelled it; a man whose hate tortured him day and

night till vengeance appeased it–and not an ordinary vengeance either,

but his enemy’s absolute death–nothing less; a man whose face would

light up with a terrible joy when he surprised a foe and had him at a

disadvantage. A high and efficient servant of the Overland, an outlaw

among outlaws and yet their relentless scourge, Slade was at once the

most bloody, the most dangerous and the most valuable citizen that

inhabited the savage fastnesses of the mountains.

CHAPTER X.

Really and truly, two thirds of the talk of drivers and conductors had

been about this man Slade, ever since the day before we reached

Julesburg. In order that the eastern reader may have a clear conception

of what a Rocky Mountain desperado is, in his highest state of

development, I will reduce all this mass of overland gossip to one

straightforward narrative, and present it in the following shape:

Slade was born in Illinois, of good parentage. At about twenty-six years

of age he killed a man in a quarrel and fled the country. At St. Joseph,

Missouri, he joined one of the early California-bound emigrant trains,

and was given the post of train-master. One day on the plains he had an

angry dispute with one of his wagon-drivers, and both drew their

revolvers. But the driver was the quicker artist, and had his weapon

cocked first. So Slade said it was a pity to waste life on so small a

matter, and proposed that the pistols be thrown on the ground and the

quarrel settled by a fist-fight. The unsuspecting driver agreed, and

threw down his pistol–whereupon Slade laughed at his simplicity, and

shot him dead!

He made his escape, and lived a wild life for awhile, dividing his time

between fighting Indians and avoiding an Illinois sheriff, who had been

sent to arrest him for his first murder. It is said that in one Indian

battle he killed three savages with his own hand, and afterward cut their

ears off and sent them, with his compliments, to the chief of the tribe.

Slade soon gained a name for fearless resolution, and this was sufficient

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