Roughing It by Mark Twain

at three or four hundred dollars a foot when we arrived; but in two

months it had sprung up to eight hundred. The “Ophir” had been worth

only a mere trifle, a year gone by, and now it was selling at nearly four

thousand dollars a foot! Not a mine could be named that had not

experienced an astonishing advance in value within a short time.

Everybody was talking about these marvels. Go where you would, you heard

nothing else, from morning till far into the night. Tom So-and-So had

sold out of the ‘Amanda Smith” for $40,000–hadn’t a cent when he “took

up” the ledge six months ago. John Jones had sold half his interest in

the “Bald Eagle and Mary Ann” for $65,000, gold coin, and gone to the

States for his family. The widow Brewster had “struck it rich” in the

“Golden Fleece” and sold ten feet for $18,000–hadn’t money enough to buy

a crape bonnet when Sing-Sing Tommy killed her husband at Baldy Johnson’s

wake last spring. The “Last Chance” had found a “clay casing” and knew

they were “right on the ledge”–consequence, “feet” that went begging

yesterday were worth a brick house apiece to-day, and seedy owners who

could not get trusted for a drink at any bar in the country yesterday

were roaring drunk on champagne to-day and had hosts of warm personal

friends in a town where they had forgotten how to bow or shake hands from

long-continued want of practice. Johnny Morgan, a common loafer, had

gone to sleep in the gutter and waked up worth a hundred thousand

dollars, in consequence of the decision in the “Lady Franklin and Rough

and Ready” lawsuit. And so on–day in and day out the talk pelted our

ears and the excitement waxed hotter and hotter around us.

I would have been more or less than human if I had not gone mad like the

rest. Cart-loads of solid silver bricks, as large as pigs of lead, were

arriving from the mills every day, and such sights as that gave substance

to the wild talk about me. I succumbed and grew as frenzied as the

craziest.

Every few days news would come of the discovery of a bran-new mining

region; immediately the papers would teem with accounts of its richness,

and away the surplus population would scamper to take possession. By the

time I was fairly inoculated with the disease, “Esmeralda” had just had a

run and “Humboldt” was beginning to shriek for attention. “Humboldt!

Humboldt!” was the new cry, and straightway Humboldt, the newest of the

new, the richest of the rich, the most marvellous of the marvellous

discoveries in silver-land was occupying two columns of the public prints

to “Esmeralda’s” one. I was just on the point of starting to Esmeralda,

but turned with the tide and got ready for Humboldt. That the reader may

see what moved me, and what would as surely have moved him had he been

there, I insert here one of the newspaper letters of the day. It and

several other letters from the same calm hand were the main means of

converting me. I shall not garble the extract, but put it in just as it

appeared in the Daily Territorial Enterprise:

But what about our mines? I shall be candid with you. I shall

express an honest opinion, based upon a thorough examination.

Humboldt county is the richest mineral region upon God’s footstool.

Each mountain range is gorged with the precious ores. Humboldt is

the true Golconda.

The other day an assay of mere croppings yielded exceeding four

thousand dollars to the ton. A week or two ago an assay of just

such surface developments made returns of seven thousand dollars to

the ton. Our mountains are full of rambling prospectors. Each day

and almost every hour reveals new and more startling evidences of

the profuse and intensified wealth of our favored county. The metal

is not silver alone. There are distinct ledges of auriferous ore.

A late discovery plainly evinces cinnabar. The coarser metals are

in gross abundance. Lately evidences of bituminous coal have been

detected. My theory has ever been that coal is a ligneous

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