Roughing It by Mark Twain

it. But gentlemen, much as you may think you know about that unhappy

correspondence, you cannot know the straight of it till you hear it from

my lips. It has always been garbled in the journals, and even in

history. Yes, even in history–think of it! Let me–please let me, give

you the matter, exactly as it occurred. I truly will not abuse your

confidence.”

Then he leaned forward, all interest, all earnestness, and told his

story–and told it appealingly, too, and yet in the simplest and most

unpretentious way; indeed, in such a way as to suggest to one, all the

time, that this was a faithful, honorable witness, giving evidence in the

sacred interest of justice, and under oath. He said:

“Mrs. Beazeley–Mrs. Jackson Beazeley, widow, of the village of

Campbellton, Kansas,–wrote me about a matter which was near her heart

–a matter which many might think trivial, but to her it was a thing of

deep concern. I was living in Michigan, then–serving in the ministry.

She was, and is, an estimable woman–a woman to whom poverty and hardship

have proven incentives to industry, in place of discouragements.

Her only treasure was her son William, a youth just verging upon manhood;

religious, amiable, and sincerely attached to agriculture. He was the

widow’s comfort and her pride. And so, moved by her love for him, she

wrote me about a matter, as I have said before, which lay near her heart

–because it lay near her boy’s. She desired me to confer with

Mr. Greeley about turnips. Turnips were the dream of her child’s young

ambition. While other youths were frittering away in frivolous

amusements the precious years of budding vigor which God had given them

for useful preparation, this boy was patiently enriching his mind with

information concerning turnips. The sentiment which he felt toward the

turnip was akin to adoration. He could not think of the turnip without

emotion; he could not speak of it calmly; he could not contemplate it

without exaltation. He could not eat it without shedding tears. All the

poetry in his sensitive nature was in sympathy with the gracious

vegetable. With the earliest pipe of dawn he sought his patch, and when

the curtaining night drove him from it he shut himself up with his books

and garnered statistics till sleep overcame him. On rainy days he sat

and talked hours together with his mother about turnips. When company

came, he made it his loving duty to put aside everything else and

converse with them all the day long of his great joy in the turnip.

And yet, was this joy rounded and complete? Was there no secret alloy of

unhappiness in it? Alas, there was. There was a canker gnawing at his

heart; the noblest inspiration of his soul eluded his endeavor–viz: he

could not make of the turnip a climbing vine. Months went by; the bloom

forsook his cheek, the fire faded out of his eye; sighings and

abstraction usurped the place of smiles and cheerful converse. But a

watchful eye noted these things and in time a motherly sympathy unsealed

the secret. Hence the letter to me. She pleaded for attention–she said

her boy was dying by inches.

“I was a stranger to Mr. Greeley, but what of that? The matter was

urgent. I wrote and begged him to solve the difficult problem if

possible and save the student’s life. My interest grew, until it partook

of the anxiety of the mother. I waited in much suspense.–At last the

answer came.

“I found that I could not read it readily, the handwriting being

unfamiliar and my emotions somewhat wrought up. It seemed to refer in

part to the boy’s case, but chiefly to other and irrelevant matters–such

as paving-stones, electricity, oysters, and something which I took to be

‘absolution’ or ‘agrarianism,’ I could not be certain which; still, these

appeared to be simply casual mentions, nothing more; friendly in spirit,

without doubt, but lacking the connection or coherence necessary to make

them useful.–I judged that my understanding was affected by my feelings,

and so laid the letter away till morning.

“In the morning I read it again, but with difficulty and uncertainty

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