Roughing It by Mark Twain

sent a broad river of fire careering down to the sea, which swept away

forests, huts, plantations and every thing else that lay in its path.

The stream was five miles broad, in places, and two hundred feet deep,

and the distance it traveled was forty miles. It tore up and bore away

acre-patches of land on its bosom like rafts–rocks, trees and all

intact. At night the red glare was visible a hundred miles at sea; and

at a distance of forty miles fine print could be read at midnight. The

atmosphere was poisoned with sulphurous vapors and choked with falling

ashes, pumice stones and cinders; countless columns of smoke rose up and

blended together in a tumbled canopy that hid the heavens and glowed with

a ruddy flush reflected from the fires below; here and there jets of lava

sprung hundreds of feet into the air and burst into rocket-sprays that

returned to earth in a crimson rain; and all the while the laboring

mountain shook with Nature’s great palsy and voiced its distress in

moanings and the muffled booming of subterranean thunders.

Fishes were killed for twenty miles along the shore, where the lava

entered the sea. The earthquakes caused some loss of human life, and a

prodigious tidal wave swept inland, carrying every thing before it and

drowning a number of natives. The devastation consummated along the

route traversed by the river of lava was complete and incalculable. Only

a Pompeii and a Herculaneum were needed at the foot of Kilauea to make

the story of the irruption immortal.

CHAPTER LXXVI.

We rode horseback all around the island of Hawaii (the crooked road

making the distance two hundred miles), and enjoyed the journey very

much. We were more than a week making the trip, because our Kanaka

horses would not go by a house or a hut without stopping–whip and spur

could not alter their minds about it, and so we finally found that it

economized time to let them have their way. Upon inquiry the mystery was

explained: the natives are such thorough-going gossips that they never

pass a house without stopping to swap news, and consequently their horses

learn to regard that sort of thing as an essential part of the whole duty

of man, and his salvation not to be compassed without it. However, at a

former crisis of my life I had once taken an aristocratic young lady out

driving, behind a horse that had just retired from a long and honorable

career as the moving impulse of a milk wagon, and so this present

experience awoke a reminiscent sadness in me in place of the exasperation

more natural to the occasion. I remembered how helpless I was that day,

and how humiliated; how ashamed I was of having intimated to the girl

that I had always owned the horse and was accustomed to grandeur; how

hard I tried to appear easy, and even vivacious, under suffering that was

consuming my vitals; how placidly and maliciously the girl smiled, and

kept on smiling, while my hot blushes baked themselves into a permanent

blood-pudding in my face; how the horse ambled from one side of the

street to the other and waited complacently before every third house two

minutes and a quarter while I belabored his back and reviled him in my

heart; how I tried to keep him from turning corners and failed; how I

moved heaven and earth to get him out of town, and did not succeed; how

he traversed the entire settlement and delivered imaginary milk at a

hundred and sixty-two different domiciles, and how he finally brought up

at a dairy depot and refused to budge further, thus rounding and

completing the revealment of what the plebeian service of his life had

been; how, in eloquent silence, I walked the girl home, and how, when I

took leave of her, her parting remark scorched my soul and appeared to

blister me all over: she said that my horse was a fine, capable animal,

and I must have taken great comfort in him in my time–but that if I

would take along some milk-tickets next time, and appear to deliver them

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