Roughing It by Mark Twain

the size of the United States set up edgewise came with it, and the

capital of Nevada Territory disappeared from view.

Still, there were sights to be seen which were not wholly uninteresting

to new comers; for the vast dust cloud was thickly freckled with things

strange to the upper air–things living and dead, that flitted hither and

thither, going and coming, appearing and disappearing among the rolling

billows of dust–hats, chickens and parasols sailing in the remote

heavens; blankets, tin signs, sage-brush and shingles a shade lower;

door-mats and buffalo robes lower still; shovels and coal scuttles on the

next grade; glass doors, cats and little children on the next; disrupted

lumber yards, light buggies and wheelbarrows on the next; and down only

thirty or forty feet above ground was a scurrying storm of emigrating

roofs and vacant lots.

It was something to see that much. I could have seen more, if I could

have kept the dust out of my eyes.

But seriously a Washoe wind is by no means a trifling matter. It blows

flimsy houses down, lifts shingle roofs occasionally, rolls up tin ones

like sheet music, now and then blows a stage coach over and spills the

passengers; and tradition says the reason there are so many bald people

there, is, that the wind blows the hair off their heads while they are

looking skyward after their hats. Carson streets seldom look inactive on

Summer afternoons, because there are so many citizens skipping around

their escaping hats, like chambermaids trying to head off a spider.

The “Washoe Zephyr” (Washoe is a pet nickname for Nevada) is a peculiar

Scriptural wind, in that no man knoweth “whence it cometh.” That is to

say, where it originates. It comes right over the mountains from the

West, but when one crosses the ridge he does not find any of it on the

other side! It probably is manufactured on the mountain-top for the

occasion, and starts from there. It is a pretty regular wind, in the

summer time. Its office hours are from two in the afternoon till two the

next morning; and anybody venturing abroad during those twelve hours

needs to allow for the wind or he will bring up a mile or two to leeward

of the point he is aiming at. And yet the first complaint a Washoe

visitor to San Francisco makes, is that the sea winds blow so, there!

There is a good deal of human nature in that.

We found the state palace of the Governor of Nevada Territory to consist

of a white frame one-story house with two small rooms in it and a

stanchion supported shed in front–for grandeur–it compelled the respect

of the citizen and inspired the Indians with awe. The newly arrived

Chief and Associate Justices of the Territory, and other machinery of the

government, were domiciled with less splendor. They were boarding around

privately, and had their offices in their bedrooms.

The Secretary and I took quarters in the “ranch” of a worthy French lady

by the name of Bridget O’Flannigan, a camp follower of his Excellency the

Governor. She had known him in his prosperity as commander-in-chief of

the Metropolitan Police of New York, and she would not desert him in his

adversity as Governor of Nevada.

Our room was on the lower floor, facing the plaza, and when we had got

our bed, a small table, two chairs, the government fire-proof safe, and

the Unabridged Dictionary into it, there was still room enough left for a

visitor–may be two, but not without straining the walls. But the walls

could stand it–at least the partitions could, for they consisted simply

of one thickness of white “cotton domestic” stretched from corner to

corner of the room. This was the rule in Carson–any other kind of

partition was the rare exception. And if you stood in a dark room and

your neighbors in the next had lights, the shadows on your canvas told

queer secrets sometimes! Very often these partitions were made of old

flour sacks basted together; and then the difference between the common

herd and the aristocracy was, that the common herd had unornamented

sacks, while the walls of the aristocrat were overpowering with

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