Roughing It by Mark Twain

not a vestige of anything was left in view but just a little of the rim

of the crater, circling away from the pinnacle whereon we sat (for a

ghostly procession of wanderers from the filmy hosts without had drifted

through a chasm in the crater wall and filed round and round, and

gathered and sunk and blended together till the abyss was stored to the

brim with a fleecy fog). Thus banked, motion ceased, and silence

reigned. Clear to the horizon, league on league, the snowy floor

stretched without a break–not level, but in rounded folds, with shallow

creases between, and with here and there stately piles of vapory

architecture lifting themselves aloft out of the common plain–some near

at hand, some in the middle distances, and others relieving the monotony

of the remote solitudes. There was little conversation, for the

impressive scene overawed speech. I felt like the Last Man, neglected of

the judgment, and left pinnacled in mid-heaven, a forgotten relic of a

vanished world.

While the hush yet brooded, the messengers of the coming resurrection

appeared in the East. A growing warmth suffused the horizon, and soon

the sun emerged and looked out over the cloud-waste, flinging bars of

ruddy light across it, staining its folds and billow-caps with blushes,

purpling the shaded troughs between, and glorifying the massy vapor-

palaces and cathedrals with a wasteful splendor of all blendings and

combinations of rich coloring.

It was the sublimest spectacle I ever witnessed, and I think the memory

of it will remain with me always.

CHAPTER LXXVII.

I stumbled upon one curious character in the Island of Mani. He became a

sore annoyance to me in the course of time. My first glimpse of him was

in a sort of public room in the town of Lahaina. He occupied a chair at

the opposite side of the apartment, and sat eyeing our party with

interest for some minutes, and listening as critically to what we were

saying as if he fancied we were talking to him and expecting him to

reply. I thought it very sociable in a stranger. Presently, in the

course of conversation, I made a statement bearing upon the subject under

discussion–and I made it with due modesty, for there was nothing

extraordinary about it, and it was only put forth in illustration of a

point at issue. I had barely finished when this person spoke out with

rapid utterance and feverish anxiety:

“Oh, that was certainly remarkable, after a fashion, but you ought to

have seen my chimney–you ought to have seen my chimney, sir! Smoke!

I wish I may hang if–Mr. Jones, you remember that chimney–you must

remember that chimney! No, no–I recollect, now, you warn’t living on

this side of the island then. But I am telling you nothing but the

truth, and I wish I may never draw another breath if that chimney didn’t

smoke so that the smoke actually got caked in it and I had to dig it out

with a pickaxe! You may smile, gentlemen, but the High Sheriff’s got a

hunk of it which I dug out before his eyes, and so it’s perfectly easy

for you to go and examine for yourselves.”

The interruption broke up the conversation, which had already begun to

lag, and we presently hired some natives and an out-rigger canoe or two,

and went out to overlook a grand surf-bathing contest.

Two weeks after this, while talking in a company, I looked up and

detected this same man boring through and through me with his intense

eye, and noted again his twitching muscles and his feverish anxiety to

speak. The moment I paused, he said:

“Beg your pardon, sir, beg your pardon, but it can only be considered

remarkable when brought into strong outline by isolation. Sir,

contrasted with a circumstance which occurred in my own experience, it

instantly becomes commonplace. No, not that–for I will not speak so

discourteously of any experience in the career of a stranger and a

gentleman–but I am obliged to say that you could not, and you would not

ever again refer to this tree as a large one, if you could behold, as I

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