Roughing It by Mark Twain

A mill we passed, we passed church,

Hamlets, and fields of corn;

And all the world came out to see,

And chased along the shore

Crying, “Alas, alas, the sheeted rain,

The wind, the tempest’s roar!

Alas, the gallant ship and crew,

Can nothing help them more?”

And from our deck sad eyes looked out

Across the stormy scene:

The tossing wake of billows aft,

The bending forests green,

The chickens sheltered under carts

In lee of barn the cows,

The skurrying swine with straw in mouth,

The wild spray from our bows!

“She balances!

She wavers!

Now let her go about!

If she misses stays and broaches to,

We’re all”–then with a shout,]

“Huray! huray!

Avast! belay!

Take in more sail!

Lord, what a gale!

Ho, boy, haul taut on the hind mule’s tail!”

“Ho! lighten ship! ho! man the pump!

Ho, hostler, heave the lead!

“A quarter-three!–’tis shoaling fast!

Three feet large!–t-h-r-e-e feet!–

Three feet scant!” I cried in fright

“Oh, is there no retreat?”

Said Dollinger, the pilot man,

As on the vessel flew,

“Fear not, but trust in Dollinger,

And he will fetch you through.”

A panic struck the bravest hearts,

The boldest cheek turned pale;

For plain to all, this shoaling said

A leak had burst the ditch’s bed!

And, straight as bolt from crossbow sped,

Our ship swept on, with shoaling lead,

Before the fearful gale!

“Sever the tow-line! Cripple the mules!”

Too late! There comes a shock!

Another length, and the fated craft

Would have swum in the saving lock!

Then gathered together the shipwrecked crew

And took one last embrace,

While sorrowful tears from despairing eyes

Ran down each hopeless face;

And some did think of their little ones

Whom they never more might see,

And others of waiting wives at home,

And mothers that grieved would be.

But of all the children of misery there

On that poor sinking frame,

But one spake words of hope and faith,

And I worshipped as they came:

Said Dollinger the pilot man,–

(O brave heart, strong and true!)–

“Fear not, but trust in Dollinger,

For he will fetch you through.”

Lo! scarce the words have passed his lips

The dauntless prophet say’th,

When every soul about him seeth

A wonder crown his faith!

And count ye all, both great and small,

As numbered with the dead:

For mariner for forty year,

On Erie, boy and man,

I never yet saw such a storm,

Or one’t with it began!”

So overboard a keg of nails

And anvils three we threw,

Likewise four bales of gunny-sacks,

Two hundred pounds of glue,

Two sacks of corn, four ditto wheat,

A box of books, a cow,

A violin, Lord Byron’s works,

A rip-saw and a sow.

A curve! a curve! the dangers grow!

“Labbord!–stabbord!–s-t-e-a-d-y!–so!–

Hard-a-port, Dol!–hellum-a-lee!

Haw the head mule!–the aft one gee!

Luff!–bring her to the wind!”

For straight a farmer brought a plank,–

(Mysteriously inspired)–

And laying it unto the ship,

In silent awe retired.

Then every sufferer stood amazed

That pilot man before;

A moment stood. Then wondering turned,

And speechless walked ashore.

CHAPTER LII.

Since I desire, in this chapter, to say an instructive word or two about

the silver mines, the reader may take this fair warning and skip, if he

chooses. The year 1863 was perhaps the very top blossom and culmination

of the “flush times.” Virginia swarmed with men and vehicles to that

degree that the place looked like a very hive–that is when one’s vision

could pierce through the thick fog of alkali dust that was generally

blowing in summer. I will say, concerning this dust, that if you drove

ten miles through it, you and your horses would be coated with it a

sixteenth of an inch thick and present an outside appearance that was a

uniform pale yellow color, and your buggy would have three inches of dust

in it, thrown there by the wheels. The delicate scales used by the

assayers were inclosed in glass cases intended to be air-tight, and yet

some of this dust was so impalpable and so invisibly fine that it would

get in, somehow, and impair the accuracy of those scales.

Speculation ran riot, and yet there was a world of substantial business

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