Roughing It by Mark Twain

hay as he wants; it is cut and brought to the market by natives, and is

not very good it is baled into long, round bundles, about the size of a

large man; one of them is stuck by the middle on each end of a six foot

pole, and the Kanaka shoulders the pole and walks about the streets

between the upright bales in search of customers. These hay bales, thus

carried, have a general resemblance to a colossal capital ‘H.’

The hay-bundles cost twenty-five cents apiece, and one will last a horse

about a day. You can get a horse for a song, a week’s hay for another

song, and you can turn your animal loose among the luxuriant grass in

your neighbor’s broad front yard without a song at all–you do it at

midnight, and stable the beast again before morning. You have been at no

expense thus far, but when you come to buy a saddle and bridle they will

cost you from twenty to thirty-five dollars. You can hire a horse,

saddle and bridle at from seven to ten dollars a week, and the owner will

take care of them at his own expense.

It is time to close this day’s record–bed time. As I prepare for sleep,

a rich voice rises out of the still night, and, far as this ocean rock is

toward the ends of the earth, I recognize a familiar home air. But the

words seem somewhat out of joint:

“Waikiki lantoni oe Kaa hooly hooly wawhoo.”

Translated, that means “When we were marching through Georgia.”

CHAPTER LXVI.

Passing through the market place we saw that feature of Honolulu under

its most favorable auspices–that is, in the full glory of Saturday

afternoon, which is a festive day with the natives. The native girls by

twos and threes and parties of a dozen, and sometimes in whole platoons

and companies, went cantering up and down the neighboring streets astride

of fleet but homely horses, and with their gaudy riding habits streaming

like banners behind them. Such a troop of free and easy riders, in their

natural home, the saddle, makes a gay and graceful spectacle. The riding

habit I speak of is simply a long, broad scarf, like a tavern table cloth

brilliantly colored, wrapped around the loins once, then apparently

passed between the limbs and each end thrown backward over the same, and

floating and flapping behind on both sides beyond the horse’s tail like a

couple of fancy flags; then, slipping the stirrup-irons between her toes,

the girl throws her chest for ward, sits up like a Major General and goes

sweeping by like the wind.

The girls put on all the finery they can on Saturday afternoon–fine

black silk robes; flowing red ones that nearly put your eyes out; others

as white as snow; still others that discount the rainbow; and they wear

their hair in nets, and trim their jaunty hats with fresh flowers, and

encircle their dusky throats with home-made necklaces of the brilliant

vermillion-tinted blossom of the ohia; and they fill the markets and the

adjacent street with their bright presences, and smell like a rag factory

on fire with their offensive cocoanut oil.

Occasionally you see a heathen from the sunny isles away down in the

South Seas, with his face and neck tatooed till he looks like the

customary mendicant from Washoe who has been blown up in a mine. Some

are tattooed a dead blue color down to the upper lip–masked, as it were

–leaving the natural light yellow skin of Micronesia unstained from

thence down; some with broad marks drawn down from hair to neck, on both

sides of the face, and a strip of the original yellow skin, two inches

wide, down the center–a gridiron with a spoke broken out; and some with

the entire face discolored with the popular mortification tint, relieved

only by one or two thin, wavy threads of natural yellow running across

the face from ear to ear, and eyes twinkling out of this darkness, from

under shadowing hat-brims, like stars in the dark of the moon.

Moving among the stirring crowds, you come to the poi merchants,

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