Roughing It by Mark Twain

binding at that moment, and if the price went to a high figure shortly

afterward the procrastination was a thing to be regretted. Mr. Stewart

(Senator, now, from Nevada) one day told me he would give me twenty feet

of “Justis” stock if I would walk over to his office. It was worth five

or ten dollars a foot. I asked him to make the offer good for next day,

as I was just going to dinner. He said he would not be in town; so I

risked it and took my dinner instead of the stock. Within the week the

price went up to seventy dollars and afterward to a hundred and fifty,

but nothing could make that man yield. I suppose he sold that stock of

mine and placed the guilty proceeds in his own pocket. [My revenge will

be found in the accompanying portrait.] I met three friends one

afternoon, who said they had been buying “Overman” stock at auction at

eight dollars a foot. One said if I would come up to his office he would

give me fifteen feet; another said he would add fifteen; the third said

he would do the same. But I was going after an inquest and could not

stop. A few weeks afterward they sold all their “Overman” at six hundred

dollars a foot and generously came around to tell me about it–and also

to urge me to accept of the next forty-five feet of it that people tried

to force on me.

These are actual facts, and I could make the list a long one and still

confine myself strictly to the truth. Many a time friends gave us as

much as twenty-five feet of stock that was selling at twenty-five dollars

a foot, and they thought no more of it than they would of offering a

guest a cigar. These were “flush times” indeed! I thought they were

going to last always, but somehow I never was much of a prophet.

To show what a wild spirit possessed the mining brain of the community,

I will remark that “claims” were actually “located” in excavations for

cellars, where the pick had exposed what seemed to be quartz veins–and

not cellars in the suburbs, either, but in the very heart of the city;

and forthwith stock would be issued and thrown on the market. It was

small matter who the cellar belonged to–the “ledge” belonged to the

finder, and unless the United States government interfered (inasmuch as

the government holds the primary right to mines of the noble metals in

Nevada–or at least did then), it was considered to be his privilege to

work it. Imagine a stranger staking out a mining claim among the costly

shrubbery in your front yard and calmly proceeding to lay waste the

ground with pick and shovel and blasting powder! It has been often done

in California. In the middle of one of the principal business streets of

Virginia, a man “located” a mining claim and began a shaft on it. He

gave me a hundred feet of the stock and I sold it for a fine suit of

clothes because I was afraid somebody would fall down the shaft and sue

for damages. I owned in another claim that was located in the middle of

another street; and to show how absurd people can be, that “East India”

stock (as it was called) sold briskly although there was an ancient

tunnel running directly under the claim and any man could go into it and

see that it did not cut a quartz ledge or anything that remotely

resembled one.

One plan of acquiring sudden wealth was to “salt” a wild cat claim and

sell out while the excitement was up. The process was simple.

The schemer located a worthless ledge, sunk a shaft on it, bought a wagon

load of rich “Comstock” ore, dumped a portion of it into the shaft and

piled the rest by its side, above ground. Then he showed the property to

a simpleton and sold it to him at a high figure. Of course the wagon

load of rich ore was all that the victim ever got out of his purchase.

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