Roughing It by Mark Twain

My good opinion of the editors had steadily declined; for it seemed to me

that they might have found something better to fill up with than my

literature. I had found a letter in the post office as I came home from

the hill side, and finally I opened it. Eureka! [I never did know what

Eureka meant, but it seems to be as proper a word to heave in as any when

no other that sounds pretty offers.] It was a deliberate offer to me of

Twenty-Five Dollars a week to come up to Virginia and be city editor of

the Enterprise.

I would have challenged the publisher in the “blind lead” days–I wanted

to fall down and worship him, now. Twenty-Five Dollars a week–it looked

like bloated luxury–a fortune a sinful and lavish waste of money.

But my transports cooled when I thought of my inexperience and consequent

unfitness for the position–and straightway, on top of this, my long

array of failures rose up before me. Yet if I refused this place I must

presently become dependent upon somebody for my bread, a thing

necessarily distasteful to a man who had never experienced such a

humiliation since he was thirteen years old. Not much to be proud of,

since it is so common–but then it was all I had to be proud of. So I

was scared into being a city editor. I would have declined, otherwise.

Necessity is the mother of “taking chances.” I do not doubt that if, at

that time, I had been offered a salary to translate the Talmud from the

original Hebrew, I would have accepted–albeit with diffidence and some

misgivings–and thrown as much variety into it as I could for the money.

I went up to Virginia and entered upon my new vocation. I was a rusty

looking city editor, I am free to confess–coatless, slouch hat, blue

woolen shirt, pantaloons stuffed into boot-tops, whiskered half down to

the waist, and the universal navy revolver slung to my belt. But I

secured a more Christian costume and discarded the revolver.

I had never had occasion to kill anybody, nor ever felt a desire to do

so, but had worn the thing in deference to popular sentiment, and in

order that I might not, by its absence, be offensively conspicuous, and a

subject of remark. But the other editors, and all the printers, carried

revolvers. I asked the chief editor and proprietor (Mr. Goodman, I will

call him, since it describes him as well as any name could do) for some

instructions with regard to my duties, and he told me to go all over town

and ask all sorts of people all sorts of questions, make notes of the

information gained, and write them out for publication. And he added:

“Never say ‘We learn’ so-and-so, or ‘It is reported, or ‘It is rumored,’

or ‘We understand’ so-and-so, but go to headquarters and get the absolute

facts, and then speak out and say ‘It is so-and-so.” Otherwise, people

will not put confidence in your news. Unassailable certainly is the

thing that gives a newspaper the firmest and most valuable reputation.”

It was the whole thing in a nut-shell; and to this day when I find a

reporter commencing his article with “We understand,” I gather a

suspicion that he has not taken as much pains to inform himself as he

ought to have done. I moralize well, but I did not always practise well

when I was a city editor; I let fancy get the upper hand of fact too

often when there was a dearth of news. I can never forget my first day’s

experience as a reporter. I wandered about town questioning everybody,

boring everybody, and finding out that nobody knew anything. At the end

of five hours my notebook was still barren. I spoke to Mr. Goodman. He

said:

“Dan used to make a good thing out of the hay wagons in a dry time when

there were no fires or inquests. Are there no hay wagons in from the

Truckee? If there are, you might speak of the renewed activity and all

that sort of thing, in the hay business, you know.

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