Roughing It by Mark Twain

the same time,–the woman insensible from the fright. Her child, born

some little time afterward, was club-footed. However–on second

thought,–if the reader sees any coincidence in this, he must do it at

his own risk.

The first shock brought down two or three huge organ-pipes in one of the

churches. The minister, with uplifted hands, was just closing the

services. He glanced up, hesitated, and said:

“However, we will omit the benediction!”–and the next instant there was

a vacancy in the atmosphere where he had stood.

After the first shock, an Oakland minister said:

“Keep your seats! There is no better place to die than this”–

And added, after the third:

“But outside is good enough!” He then skipped out at the back door.

Such another destruction of mantel ornaments and toilet bottles as the

earthquake created, San Francisco never saw before. There was hardly a

girl or a matron in the city but suffered losses of this kind. Suspended

pictures were thrown down, but oftener still, by a curious freak of the

earthquake’s humor, they were whirled completely around with their faces

to the wall! There was great difference of opinion, at first, as to the

course or direction the earthquake traveled, but water that splashed out

of various tanks and buckets settled that. Thousands of people were made

so sea-sick by the rolling and pitching of floors and streets that they

were weak and bed-ridden for hours, and some few for even days

afterward.–Hardly an individual escaped nausea entirely.

The queer earthquake–episodes that formed the staple of San Francisco

gossip for the next week would fill a much larger book than this, and so

I will diverge from the subject.

By and by, in the due course of things, I picked up a copy of the

Enterprise one day, and fell under this cruel blow:

NEVADA MINES IN NEW YORK.–G. M. Marshall, Sheba Hurs and Amos H.

Rose, who left San Francisco last July for New York City, with ores

from mines in Pine Wood District, Humboldt County, and on the Reese

River range, have disposed of a mine containing six thousand feet

and called the Pine Mountains Consolidated, for the sum of

$3,000,000. The stamps on the deed, which is now on its way to

Humboldt County, from New York, for record, amounted to $3,000,

which is said to be the largest amount of stamps ever placed on one

document. A working capital of $1,000,000 has been paid into the

treasury, and machinery has already been purchased for a large

quartz mill, which will be put up as soon as possible. The stock in

this company is all full paid and entirely unassessable. The ores

of the mines in this district somewhat resemble those of the Sheba

mine in Humboldt. Sheba Hurst, the discoverer of the mines, with

his friends corralled all the best leads and all the land and timber

they desired before making public their whereabouts. Ores from

there, assayed in this city, showed them to be exceedingly rich in

silver and gold–silver predominating. There is an abundance of

wood and water in the District. We are glad to know that New York

capital has been enlisted in the development of the mines of this

region. Having seen the ores and assays, we are satisfied that the

mines of the District are very valuable–anything but wild-cat.

Once more native imbecility had carried the day, and I had lost a

million! It was the “blind lead” over again.

Let us not dwell on this miserable matter. If I were inventing these

things, I could be wonderfully humorous over them; but they are too true

to be talked of with hearty levity, even at this distant day. [True, and

yet not exactly as given in the above figures, possibly. I saw Marshall,

months afterward, and although he had plenty of money he did not claim to

have captured an entire million. In fact I gathered that he had not then

received $50,000. Beyond that figure his fortune appeared to consist of

uncertain vast expectations rather than prodigious certainties. However,

when the above item appeared in print I put full faith in it, and

incontinently wilted and went to seed under it.] Suffice it that I so

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