Roughing It by Mark Twain

containing the dissolved silver and the silver returns to palpable form

again and sinks to the bottom. Nothing now remains but to weigh it; then

the proportions of the several metals contained in the brick are known,

and the assayer stamps the value of the brick upon its surface.

The sagacious reader will know now, without being told, that the

speculative miner, in getting a “fire-assay” made of a piece of rock from

his mine (to help him sell the same), was not in the habit of picking out

the least valuable fragment of rock on his dump-pile, but quite the

contrary. I have seen men hunt over a pile of nearly worthless quartz

for an hour, and at last find a little piece as large as a filbert, which

was rich in gold and silver–and this was reserved for a fire-assay! Of

course the fire-assay would demonstrate that a ton of such rock would

yield hundreds of dollars–and on such assays many an utterly worthless

mine was sold.

Assaying was a good business, and so some men engaged in it,

occasionally, who were not strictly scientific and capable. One assayer

got such rich results out of all specimens brought to him that in time he

acquired almost a monopoly of the business. But like all men who achieve

success, he became an object of envy and suspicion. The other assayers

entered into a conspiracy against him, and let some prominent citizens

into the secret in order to show that they meant fairly. Then they broke

a little fragment off a carpenter’s grindstone and got a stranger to take

it to the popular scientist and get it assayed. In the course of an hour

the result came–whereby it appeared that a ton of that rock would yield

$1,184.40 in silver and $366.36 in gold!

Due publication of the whole matter was made in the paper, and the

popular assayer left town “between two days.”

I will remark, in passing, that I only remained in the milling business

one week. I told my employer I could not stay longer without an advance

in my wages; that I liked quartz milling, indeed was infatuated with it;

that I had never before grown so tenderly attached to an occupation in so

short a time; that nothing, it seemed to me, gave such scope to

intellectual activity as feeding a battery and screening tailings, and

nothing so stimulated the moral attributes as retorting bullion and

washing blankets–still, I felt constrained to ask an increase of salary.

He said he was paying me ten dollars a week, and thought it a good round

sum. How much did I want?

I said about four hundred thousand dollars a month, and board, was about

all I could reasonably ask, considering the hard times.

I was ordered off the premises! And yet, when I look back to those days

and call to mind the exceeding hardness of the labor I performed in that

mill, I only regret that I did not ask him seven hundred thousand.

Shortly after this I began to grow crazy, along with the rest of the

population, about the mysterious and wonderful “cement mine,” and to make

preparations to take advantage of any opportunity that might offer to go

and help hunt for it.

CHAPTER XXXVII.

It was somewhere in the neighborhood of Mono Lake that the marvellous

Whiteman cement mine was supposed to lie. Every now and then it would be

reported that Mr. W. had passed stealthily through Esmeralda at dead of

night, in disguise, and then we would have a wild excitement–because he

must be steering for his secret mine, and now was the time to follow him.

In less than three hours after daylight all the horses and mules and

donkeys in the vicinity would be bought, hired or stolen, and half the

community would be off for the mountains, following in the wake of

Whiteman. But W. would drift about through the mountain gorges for days

together, in a purposeless sort of way, until the provisions of the

miners ran out, and they would have to go back home. I have known it

reported at eleven at night, in a large mining camp, that Whiteman had

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