Roughing It by Mark Twain

was wanted for the relief of the wounded sailors and soldiers of the

Union languishing in the Eastern hospitals. Right on the heels of it

came word that San Francisco had responded superbly before the telegram

was half a day old. Virginia rose as one man! A Sanitary Committee was

hurriedly organized, and its chairman mounted a vacant cart in C street

and tried to make the clamorous multitude understand that the rest of the

committee were flying hither and thither and working with all their might

and main, and that if the town would only wait an hour, an office would

be ready, books opened, and the Commission prepared to receive

contributions. His voice was drowned and his information lost in a

ceaseless roar of cheers, and demands that the money be received now–

they swore they would not wait. The chairman pleaded and argued, but,

deaf to all entreaty, men plowed their way through the throng and rained

checks of gold coin into the cart and skurried away for more. Hands

clutching money, were thrust aloft out of the jam by men who hoped this

eloquent appeal would cleave a road their strugglings could not open.

The very Chinamen and Indians caught the excitement and dashed their half

dollars into the cart without knowing or caring what it was all about.

Women plunged into the crowd, trimly attired, fought their way to the

cart with their coin, and emerged again, by and by, with their apparel in

a state of hopeless dilapidation. It was the wildest mob Virginia had

ever seen and the most determined and ungovernable; and when at last it

abated its fury and dispersed, it had not a penny in its pocket.

To use its own phraseology, it came there “flush” and went away “busted.”

After that, the Commission got itself into systematic working order, and

for weeks the contributions flowed into its treasury in a generous

stream. Individuals and all sorts of organizations levied upon

themselves a regular weekly tax for the sanitary fund, graduated

according to their means, and there was not another grand universal

outburst till the famous “Sanitary Flour Sack” came our way. Its history

is peculiar and interesting. A former schoolmate of mine, by the name of

Reuel Gridley, was living at the little city of Austin, in the Reese

river country, at this time, and was the Democratic candidate for mayor.

He and the Republican candidate made an agreement that the defeated man

should be publicly presented with a fifty-pound sack of flour by the

successful one, and should carry it home on his shoulder. Gridley was

defeated. The new mayor gave him the sack of flour, and he shouldered it

and carried it a mile or two, from Lower Austin to his home in Upper

Austin, attended by a band of music and the whole population. Arrived

there, he said he did not need the flour, and asked what the people

thought he had better do with it. A voice said:

“Sell it to the highest bidder, for the benefit of the Sanitary fund.”

The suggestion was greeted with a round of applause, and Gridley mounted

a dry-goods box and assumed the role of auctioneer. The bids went higher

and higher, as the sympathies of the pioneers awoke and expanded, till at

last the sack was knocked down to a mill man at two hundred and fifty

dollars, and his check taken. He was asked where he would have the flour

delivered, and he said:

“Nowhere–sell it again.”

Now the cheers went up royally, and the multitude were fairly in the

spirit of the thing. So Gridley stood there and shouted and perspired

till the sun went down; and when the crowd dispersed he had sold the sack

to three hundred different people, and had taken in eight thousand

dollars in gold. And still the flour sack was in his possession.

The news came to Virginia, and a telegram went back:

“Fetch along your flour sack!

Thirty-six hours afterward Gridley arrived, and an afternoon mass meeting

was held in the Opera House, and the auction began. But the sack had

come sooner than it was expected; the people were not thoroughly aroused,

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