Roughing It by Mark Twain

by one of those ghostly lights and knew that a skull held it.

At midnight it began to rain, and I never saw anything like it–indeed, I

did not even see this, for it was too dark. We fastened down the

curtains and even caulked them with clothing, but the rain streamed in in

twenty places, nothwithstanding. There was no escape. If one moved his

feet out of a stream, he brought his body under one; and if he moved his

body he caught one somewhere else. If he struggled out of the drenched

blankets and sat up, he was bound to get one down the back of his neck.

Meantime the stage was wandering about a plain with gaping gullies in it,

for the driver could not see an inch before his face nor keep the road,

and the storm pelted so pitilessly that there was no keeping the horses

still. With the first abatement the conductor turned out with lanterns

to look for the road, and the first dash he made was into a chasm about

fourteen feet deep, his lantern following like a meteor. As soon as he

touched bottom he sang out frantically:

“Don’t come here!”

To which the driver, who was looking over the precipice where he had

disappeared, replied, with an injured air: “Think I’m a dam fool?”

The conductor was more than an hour finding the road–a matter which

showed us how far we had wandered and what chances we had been taking.

He traced our wheel-tracks to the imminent verge of danger, in two

places. I have always been glad that we were not killed that night.

I do not know any particular reason, but I have always been glad.

In the morning, the tenth day out, we crossed Green River, a fine, large,

limpid stream–stuck in it with the water just up to the top of our mail-

bed, and waited till extra teams were put on to haul us up the steep

bank. But it was nice cool water, and besides it could not find any

fresh place on us to wet.

At the Green River station we had breakfast–hot biscuits, fresh antelope

steaks, and coffee–the only decent meal we tasted between the United

States and Great Salt Lake City, and the only one we were ever really

thankful for.

Think of the monotonous execrableness of the thirty that went before it,

to leave this one simple breakfast looming up in my memory like a shot-

tower after all these years have gone by!

At five P.M. we reached Fort Bridger, one hundred and seventeen miles

from the South Pass, and one thousand and twenty-five miles from St.

Joseph. Fifty-two miles further on, near the head of Echo Canyon, we met

sixty United States soldiers from Camp Floyd. The day before, they had

fired upon three hundred or four hundred Indians, whom they supposed

gathered together for no good purpose. In the fight that had ensued,

four Indians were captured, and the main body chased four miles, but

nobody killed. This looked like business. We had a notion to get out

and join the sixty soldiers, but upon reflecting that there were four

hundred of the Indians, we concluded to go on and join the Indians.

Echo Canyon is twenty miles long. It was like a long, smooth, narrow

street, with a gradual descending grade, and shut in by enormous

perpendicular walls of coarse conglomerate, four hundred feet high in

many places, and turreted like mediaeval castles. This was the most

faultless piece of road in the mountains, and the driver said he would

“let his team out.” He did, and if the Pacific express trains whiz

through there now any faster than we did then in the stage-coach, I envy

the passengers the exhilaration of it. We fairly seemed to pick up our

wheels and fly–and the mail matter was lifted up free from everything

and held in solution! I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a

thing I mean it.

However, time presses. At four in the afternoon we arrived on the summit

of Big Mountain, fifteen miles from Salt Lake City, when all the world

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