Roughing It by Mark Twain

guileless candor and truthfulness. Said he:

“I know that horse–know him well. You are a stranger, I take it, and so

you might think he was an American horse, maybe, but I assure you he is

not. He is nothing of the kind; but–excuse my speaking in a low voice,

other people being near–he is, without the shadow of a doubt, a Genuine

Mexican Plug!”

I did not know what a Genuine Mexican Plug was, but there was something

about this man’s way of saying it, that made me swear inwardly that I

would own a Genuine Mexican Plug, or die.

“Has he any other–er–advantages?” I inquired, suppressing what

eagerness I could.

He hooked his forefinger in the pocket of my army-shirt, led me to one

side, and breathed in my ear impressively these words:

“He can out-buck anything in America!”

“Going, going, going–at twent–ty–four dollars and a half, gen–”

“Twenty-seven!” I shouted, in a frenzy.

“And sold!” said the auctioneer, and passed over the Genuine Mexican Plug

to me.

I could scarcely contain my exultation. I paid the money, and put the

animal in a neighboring livery-stable to dine and rest himself.

In the afternoon I brought the creature into the plaza, and certain

citizens held him by the head, and others by the tail, while I mounted

him. As soon as they let go, he placed all his feet in a bunch together,

lowered his back, and then suddenly arched it upward, and shot me

straight into the air a matter of three or four feet! I came as straight

down again, lit in the saddle, went instantly up again, came down almost

on the high pommel, shot up again, and came down on the horse’s neck–all

in the space of three or four seconds. Then he rose and stood almost

straight up on his hind feet, and I, clasping his lean neck desperately,

slid back into the saddle and held on. He came down, and immediately

hoisted his heels into the air, delivering a vicious kick at the sky, and

stood on his forefeet. And then down he came once more, and began the

original exercise of shooting me straight up again. The third time I

went up I heard a stranger say:

“Oh, don’t he buck, though!”

While I was up, somebody struck the horse a sounding thwack with a

leathern strap, and when I arrived again the Genuine Mexican Plug was not

there. A California youth chased him up and caught him, and asked if he

might have a ride. I granted him that luxury. He mounted the Genuine,

got lifted into the air once, but sent his spurs home as he descended,

and the horse darted away like a telegram. He soared over three fences

like a bird, and disappeared down the road toward the Washoe Valley.

I sat down on a stone, with a sigh, and by a natural impulse one of my

hands sought my forehead, and the other the base of my stomach. I

believe I never appreciated, till then, the poverty of the human

machinery–for I still needed a hand or two to place elsewhere. Pen

cannot describe how I was jolted up. Imagination cannot conceive how

disjointed I was–how internally, externally and universally I was

unsettled, mixed up and ruptured. There was a sympathetic crowd around

me, though.

One elderly-looking comforter said:

“Stranger, you’ve been taken in. Everybody in this camp knows that

horse. Any child, any Injun, could have told you that he’d buck; he is

the very worst devil to buck on the continent of America. You hear me.

I’m Curry. Old Curry. Old Abe Curry. And moreover, he is a simon-pure,

out-and-out, genuine d–d Mexican plug, and an uncommon mean one at that,

too. Why, you turnip, if you had laid low and kept dark, there’s chances

to buy an American horse for mighty little more than you paid for that

bloody old foreign relic.”

I gave no sign; but I made up my mind that if the auctioneer’s brother’s

funeral took place while I was in the Territory I would postpone all

other recreations and attend it.

After a gallop of sixteen miles the Californian youth and the Genuine

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236

Leave a Reply 0

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *