Roughing It by Mark Twain

Mrs. C. V. Waite closes her interesting detail of the great massacre with

the following remark and accompanying summary of the testimony–and the

summary is concise, accurate and reliable:

“For the benefit of those who may still be disposed to doubt the guilt of

Young and his Mormons in this transaction, the testimony is here collated

and circumstances given which go not merely to implicate but to fasten

conviction upon them by ‘confirmations strong as proofs of Holy Writ:’

“1. The evidence of Mormons themselves, engaged in the affair, as shown

by the statements of Judge Cradlebaugh and Deputy U.S. Marshall Rodgers.

“2. The failure of Brigham Young to embody any account of it in his

Report as Superintendent of Indian Affairs. Also his failure to make any

allusion to it whatever from the pulpit, until several years after the

occurrence

“3. The flight to the mountains of men high in authority in the Mormon

Church and State, when this affair was brought to the ordeal of a

judicial investigation.

“4. The failure of the Deseret News, the Church organ, and the only

paper then published in the Territory, to notice the massacre until

several months afterward, and then only to deny that Mormons were engaged

in it.

“5. The testimony of the children saved from the massacre.

“6. The children and the property of the emigrants found in possession

of the Mormons, and that possession traced back to the very day after the

massacre.

“7. The statements of Indians in the neighborhood of the scene of the

massacre: these statements are shown, not only by Cradlebaugh and

Rodgers, but by a number of military officers, and by J. Forney, who was,

in 1859, Superintendent of Indian Affairs for the Territory. To all

these were such statements freely and frequently made by the Indians.

“8. The testimony of R. P. Campbell, Capt. 2d Dragoons, who was sent in

the Spring of 1859 to Santa Clara, to protect travelers on the road to

California and to inquire into Indian depredations.”

C.

CONCERNING A FRIGHTFUL ASSASSINATION THAT WAS NEVER CONSUMMATED

If ever there was a harmless man, it is Conrad Wiegand, of Gold Hill,

Nevada. If ever there was a gentle spirit that thought itself unfired

gunpowder and latent ruin, it is Conrad Wiegand. If ever there was an

oyster that fancied itself a whale; or a jack-o’lantern, confined to a

swamp, that fancied itself a planet with a billion-mile orbit; or a

summer zephyr that deemed itself a hurricane, it is Conrad Wiegand.

Therefore, what wonder is it that when he says a thing, he thinks the

world listens; that when he does a thing the world stands still to look;

and that when he suffers, there is a convulsion of nature? When I met

Conrad, he was “Superintendent of the Gold Hill Assay Office”–and he was

not only its Superintendent, but its entire force. And he was a street

preacher, too, with a mongrel religion of his own invention, whereby he

expected to regenerate the universe. This was years ago. Here latterly

he has entered journalism; and his journalism is what it might be

expected to be: colossal to ear, but pigmy to the eye. It is extravagant

grandiloquence confined to a newspaper about the size of a double letter

sheet. He doubtless edits, sets the type, and prints his paper, all

alone; but he delights to speak of the concern as if it occupies a block

and employs a thousand men.

[Something less than two years ago, Conrad assailed several people

mercilessly in his little “People’s Tribune,” and got himself into

trouble. Straightway he airs the affair in the “Territorial Enterprise,”

in a communication over his own signature, and I propose to reproduce it

here, in all its native simplicity and more than human candor. Long as

it is, it is well worth reading, for it is the richest specimen of

journalistic literature the history of America can furnish, perhaps:]

From the Territorial Enterprise, Jan. 20, 1870.

SEEMING PLOT FOR ASSASSINATION MISCARRIED.

TO THE EDITOR OF THE ENTERPRISE: Months ago, when Mr. Sutro incidentally

exposed mining management on the Comstock, and among others roused me to

protest against its continuance, in great kindness you warned me that any

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