Roughing It by Mark Twain

constructors at Reese River station and sent a message to his Excellency

Gov. Nye at Carson City (distant one hundred and fifty-six miles).

On the nineteenth day we crossed the Great American Desert–forty

memorable miles of bottomless sand, into which the coach wheels sunk from

six inches to a foot. We worked our passage most of the way across.

That is to say, we got out and walked. It was a dreary pull and a long

and thirsty one, for we had no water. From one extremity of this desert

to the other, the road was white with the bones of oxen and horses.

It would hardly be an exaggeration to say that we could have walked the

forty miles and set our feet on a bone at every step! The desert was one

prodigious graveyard. And the log-chains, wagon tyres, and rotting

wrecks of vehicles were almost as thick as the bones. I think we saw

log-chains enough rusting there in the desert, to reach across any State

in the Union. Do not these relics suggest something of an idea of the

fearful suffering and privation the early emigrants to California

endured?

At the border of the Desert lies Carson Lake, or The “Sink” of the

Carson, a shallow, melancholy sheet of water some eighty or a hundred

miles in circumference. Carson River empties into it and is lost–sinks

mysteriously into the earth and never appears in the light of the sun

again–for the lake has no outlet whatever.

There are several rivers in Nevada, and they all have this mysterious

fate. They end in various lakes or “sinks,” and that is the last of

them. Carson Lake, Humboldt Lake, Walker Lake, Mono Lake, are all great

sheets of water without any visible outlet. Water is always flowing into

them; none is ever seen to flow out of them, and yet they remain always

level full, neither receding nor overflowing. What they do with their

surplus is only known to the Creator.

On the western verge of the Desert we halted a moment at Ragtown. It

consisted of one log house and is not set down on the map.

This reminds me of a circumstance. Just after we left Julesburg, on the

Platte, I was sitting with the driver, and he said:

“I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to

listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was

leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an

engagement to lecture at Placerville and was very anxious to go through

quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace.

The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the

buttons all off of Horace’s coat, and finally shot his head clean through

the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to

go easier–said he warn’t in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago.

But Hank Monk said, ‘Keep your seat, Horace, and I’ll get you there on

time’–and you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!”

A day or two after that we picked up a Denver man at the cross roads, and

he told us a good deal about the country and the Gregory Diggings.

He seemed a very entertaining person and a man well posted in the affairs

of Colorado. By and by he remarked:

“I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to

listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was

leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an

engagement to lecture at Placerville and was very anxious to go through

quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace. The

coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the

buttons all off of Horace’s coat, and finally shot his head clean through

the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to

go easier–said he warn’t in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago.

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