Roughing It by Mark Twain

stomach that was very uncomfortable. We put molasses in it, but that

helped it very little; we added a pickle, yet the alkali was the

prominent taste and so it was unfit for drinking.

The coffee we made of this water was the meanest compound man has yet

invented. It was really viler to the taste than the unameliorated water

itself. Mr. Ballou, being the architect and builder of the beverage felt

constrained to endorse and uphold it, and so drank half a cup, by little

sips, making shift to praise it faintly the while, but finally threw out

the remainder, and said frankly it was “too technical for him.”

But presently we found a spring of fresh water, convenient, and then,

with nothing to mar our enjoyment, and no stragglers to interrupt it, we

entered into our rest.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

After leaving the Sink, we traveled along the Humboldt river a little

way. People accustomed to the monster mile-wide Mississippi, grow

accustomed to associating the term “river” with a high degree of watery

grandeur. Consequently, such people feel rather disappointed when they

stand on the shores of the Humboldt or the Carson and find that a “river”

in Nevada is a sickly rivulet which is just the counterpart of the Erie

canal in all respects save that the canal is twice as long and four times

as deep. One of the pleasantest and most invigorating exercises one can

contrive is to run and jump across the Humboldt river till he is

overheated, and then drink it dry.

On the fifteenth day we completed our march of two hundred miles and

entered Unionville, Humboldt county, in the midst of a driving snow-

storm. Unionville consisted of eleven cabins and a liberty-pole. Six of

the cabins were strung along one side of a deep canyon, and the other

five faced them. The rest of the landscape was made up of bleak mountain

walls that rose so high into the sky from both sides of the canyon that

the village was left, as it were, far down in the bottom of a crevice.

It was always daylight on the mountain tops a long time before the

darkness lifted and revealed Unionville.

We built a small, rude cabin in the side of the crevice and roofed it

with canvas, leaving a corner open to serve as a chimney, through which

the cattle used to tumble occasionally, at night, and mash our furniture

and interrupt our sleep. It was very cold weather and fuel was scarce.

Indians brought brush and bushes several miles on their backs; and when

we could catch a laden Indian it was well–and when we could not (which

was the rule, not the exception), we shivered and bore it.

I confess, without shame, that I expected to find masses of silver lying

all about the ground. I expected to see it glittering in the sun on the

mountain summits. I said nothing about this, for some instinct told me

that I might possibly have an exaggerated idea about it, and so if I

betrayed my thought I might bring derision upon myself. Yet I was as

perfectly satisfied in my own mind as I could be of anything, that I was

going to gather up, in a day or two, or at furthest a week or two, silver

enough to make me satisfactorily wealthy–and so my fancy was already

busy with plans for spending this money. The first opportunity that

offered, I sauntered carelessly away from the cabin, keeping an eye on

the other boys, and stopping and contemplating the sky when they seemed

to be observing me; but as soon as the coast was manifestly clear, I fled

away as guiltily as a thief might have done and never halted till I was

far beyond sight and call. Then I began my search with a feverish

excitement that was brimful of expectation–almost of certainty.

I crawled about the ground, seizing and examining bits of stone, blowing

the dust from them or rubbing them on my clothes, and then peering at

them with anxious hope. Presently I found a bright fragment and my heart

bounded! I hid behind a boulder and polished it and scrutinized it with

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