Roughing It by Mark Twain

CHAPTER LXXIII.

At noon, we hired a Kanaka to take us down to the ancient ruins at

Honaunan in his canoe–price two dollars–reasonable enough, for a sea

voyage of eight miles, counting both ways.

The native canoe is an irresponsible looking contrivance. I cannot think

of anything to liken it to but a boy’s sled runner hollowed out, and that

does not quite convey the correct idea. It is about fifteen feet long,

high and pointed at both ends, is a foot and a half or two feet deep, and

so narrow that if you wedged a fat man into it you might not get him out

again. It sits on top of the water like a duck, but it has an outrigger

and does not upset easily, if you keep still. This outrigger is formed

of two long bent sticks like plow handles, which project from one side,

and to their outer ends is bound a curved beam composed of an extremely

light wood, which skims along the surface of the water and thus saves you

from an upset on that side, while the outrigger’s weight is not so easily

lifted as to make an upset on the other side a thing to be greatly

feared. Still, until one gets used to sitting perched upon this

knifeblade, he is apt to reason within himself that it would be more

comfortable if there were just an outrigger or so on the other side also.

I had the bow seat, and Billings sat amidships and faced the Kanaka, who

occupied the stern of the craft and did the paddling. With the first

stroke the trim shell of a thing shot out from the shore like an arrow.

There was not much to see. While we were on the shallow water of the

reef, it was pastime to look down into the limpid depths at the large

bunches of branching coral–the unique shrubbery of the sea. We lost

that, though, when we got out into the dead blue water of the deep. But

we had the picture of the surf, then, dashing angrily against the crag-

bound shore and sending a foaming spray high into the air.

There was interest in this beetling border, too, for it was honey-combed

with quaint caves and arches and tunnels, and had a rude semblance of the

dilapidated architecture of ruined keeps and castles rising out of the

restless sea. When this novelty ceased to be a novelty, we turned our

eyes shoreward and gazed at the long mountain with its rich green forests

stretching up into the curtaining clouds, and at the specks of houses in

the rearward distance and the diminished schooner riding sleepily at

anchor. And when these grew tiresome we dashed boldly into the midst of

a school of huge, beastly porpoises engaged at their eternal game of

arching over a wave and disappearing, and then doing it over again and

keeping it up–always circling over, in that way, like so many well-

submerged wheels. But the porpoises wheeled themselves away, and then we

were thrown upon our own resources. It did not take many minutes to

discover that the sun was blazing like a bonfire, and that the weather

was of a melting temperature. It had a drowsing effect, too.

In one place we came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes

and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-

bathing. Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to

sea, (taking a short board with him), then face the shore and wait for a

particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he

would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board,

and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell! It did not seem

that a lightning express train could shoot along at a more hair-lifting

speed. I tried surf-bathing once, subsequently, but made a failure of

it. I got the board placed right, and at the right moment, too; but

missed the connection myself.–The board struck the shore in three

quarters of a second, without any cargo, and I struck the bottom about

the same time, with a couple of barrels of water in me. None but natives

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