Roughing It by Mark Twain

in San Francisco. Then he took it east and sold it in one or two

Atlantic cities, I think. I am not sure of that, but I know that he

finally carried it to St. Louis, where a monster Sanitary Fair was being

held, and after selling it there for a large sum and helping on the

enthusiasm by displaying the portly silver bricks which Nevada’s donation

had produced, he had the flour baked up into small cakes and retailed

them at high prices.

It was estimated that when the flour sack’s mission was ended it had been

sold for a grand total of a hundred and fifty thousand dollars in

greenbacks! This is probably the only instance on record where common

family flour brought three thousand dollars a pound in the public market.

It is due to Mr. Gridley’s memory to mention that the expenses of his

sanitary flour sack expedition of fifteen thousand miles, going and

returning, were paid in large part if not entirely, out of his own

pocket. The time he gave to it was not less than three months.

Mr. Gridley was a soldier in the Mexican war and a pioneer Californian.

He died at Stockton, California, in December, 1870, greatly regretted.

CHAPTER XLVI.

There were nabobs in those days–in the “flush times,” I mean. Every

rich strike in the mines created one or two. I call to mind several of

these. They were careless, easy-going fellows, as a general thing, and

the community at large was as much benefited by their riches as they were

themselves–possibly more, in some cases.

Two cousins, teamsters, did some hauling for a man and had to take a

small segregated portion of a silver mine in lieu of $300 cash. They

gave an outsider a third to open the mine, and they went on teaming. But

not long. Ten months afterward the mine was out of debt and paying each

owner $8,000 to $10,000 a month–say $100,000 a year.

One of the earliest nabobs that Nevada was delivered of wore $6,000 worth

of diamonds in his bosom, and swore he was unhappy because he could not

spend his money as fast as he made it.

Another Nevada nabob boasted an income that often reached $16,000 a

month; and he used to love to tell how he had worked in the very mine

that yielded it, for five dollars a day, when he first came to the

country.

The silver and sage-brush State has knowledge of another of these pets of

fortune–lifted from actual poverty to affluence almost in a single

night–who was able to offer $100,000 for a position of high official

distinction, shortly afterward, and did offer it–but failed to get it,

his politics not being as sound as his bank account.

Then there was John Smith. He was a good, honest, kind-hearted soul,

born and reared in the lower ranks of life, and miraculously ignorant.

He drove a team, and owned a small ranch–a ranch that paid him a

comfortable living, for although it yielded but little hay, what little

it did yield was worth from $250 to $300 in gold per ton in the market.

Presently Smith traded a few acres of the ranch for a small undeveloped

silver mine in Gold Hill. He opened the mine and built a little

unpretending ten-stamp mill. Eighteen months afterward he retired from

the hay business, for his mining income had reached a most comfortable

figure. Some people said it was $30,000 a month, and others said it was

$60,000. Smith was very rich at any rate.

And then he went to Europe and traveled. And when he came back he was

never tired of telling about the fine hogs he had seen in England, and

the gorgeous sheep he had seen in Spain, and the fine cattle he had

noticed in the vicinity of Rome. He was full of wonders of the old

world, and advised everybody to travel. He said a man never imagined

what surprising things there were in the world till he had traveled.

One day, on board ship, the passengers made up a pool of $500, which was

to be the property of the man who should come nearest to guessing the run

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