Roughing It by Mark Twain

for the space of three days; and they began to be frightened

exceedingly, lest they should be drowned in the sea; nevertheless

they did not loose me. And on the fourth day, which we had been

driven back, the tempest began to be exceeding sore. And it came to

pass that we were about to be swallowed up in the depths of the sea.

Then they untied him.

And it came to pass after they had loosed me, behold, I took the

compass, and it did work whither I desired it. And it came to pass

that I prayed unto the Lord; and after I had prayed, the winds did

cease, and the storm did cease, and there was a great calm.

Equipped with their compass, these ancients appear to have had the

advantage of Noah.

Their voyage was toward a “promised land”–the only name they give it.

They reached it in safety.

Polygamy is a recent feature in the Mormon religion, and was added by

Brigham Young after Joseph Smith’s death. Before that, it was regarded

as an “abomination.” This verse from the Mormon Bible occurs in Chapter

II. of the book of Jacob:

For behold, thus saith the Lord, this people begin to wax in

iniquity; they understand not the Scriptures; for they seek to

excuse themselves in committing whoredoms, because of the things

which were written concerning David, and Solomon his son. Behold,

David and Solomon truly had many wives and concubines, which thing

was abominable before me, saith the Lord; wherefore, thus saith the

Lord, I have led this people forth out of the land of Jerusalem, by

the power of mine arm, that I might raise up unto me a righteous

branch from the fruit of the loins of Joseph. Wherefore, I the Lord

God, will no suffer that this people shall do like unto them of old.

However, the project failed–or at least the modern Mormon end of it–for

Brigham “suffers” it. This verse is from the same chapter:

Behold, the Lamanites your brethren, whom ye hate, because of their

filthiness and the cursings which hath come upon their skins, are

more righteous than you; for they have not forgotten the commandment

of the Lord, which was given unto our fathers, that they should

have, save it were one wife; and concubines they should have none.

The following verse (from Chapter IX. of the Book of Nephi) appears to

contain information not familiar to everybody:

And now it came to pass that when Jesus had ascended into heaven,

the multitude did disperse, and every man did take his wife and his

children, and did return to his own home.

And it came to pass that on the morrow, when the multitude was

gathered together, behold, Nephi and his brother whom he had raised

from the dead, whose name was Timothy, and also his son, whose name

was Jonas, and also Mathoni, and Mathonihah, his brother, and Kumen,

and Kumenenhi, and Jeremiah, and Shemnon, and Jonas, and Zedekiah,

and Isaiah; now these were the names of the disciples whom Jesus had

chosen.

In order that the reader may observe how much more grandeur and

picturesqueness (as seen by these Mormon twelve) accompanied on of the

tenderest episodes in the life of our Saviour than other eyes seem to

have been aware of, I quote the following from the same “book”–Nephi:

And it came to pass that Jesus spake unto them, and bade them arise.

And they arose from the earth, and He said unto them, Blessed are ye

because of your faith. And now behold, My joy is full. And when He

had said these words, He wept, and the multitude bear record of it,

and He took their little children, one by one, and blessed them, and

prayed unto the Father for them. And when He had done this He wept

again, and He spake unto the multitude, and saith unto them, Behold

your little ones. And as they looked to behold, they cast their

eyes toward heaven, and they saw the heavens open, and they saw

angels descending out of heaven as it were, in the midst of fire;

and they came down and encircled those little ones about, and they

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