Roughing It by Mark Twain

frontier town that our untraveled eyes had ever stared at and been

astonished with.

CHAPTER VII.

It did seem strange enough to see a town again after what appeared to us

such a long acquaintance with deep, still, almost lifeless and houseless

solitude! We tumbled out into the busy street feeling like meteoric

people crumbled off the corner of some other world, and wakened up

suddenly in this. For an hour we took as much interest in Overland City

as if we had never seen a town before. The reason we had an hour to

spare was because we had to change our stage (for a less sumptuous

affair, called a “mud-wagon”) and transfer our freight of mails.

Presently we got under way again. We came to the shallow, yellow, muddy

South Platte, with its low banks and its scattering flat sand-bars and

pigmy islands–a melancholy stream straggling through the centre of the

enormous flat plain, and only saved from being impossible to find with

the naked eye by its sentinel rank of scattering trees standing on either

bank. The Platte was “up,” they said–which made me wish I could see it

when it was down, if it could look any sicker and sorrier. They said it

was a dangerous stream to cross, now, because its quicksands were liable

to swallow up horses, coach and passengers if an attempt was made to ford

it. But the mails had to go, and we made the attempt. Once or twice in

midstream the wheels sunk into the yielding sands so threateningly that

we half believed we had dreaded and avoided the sea all our lives to be

shipwrecked in a “mud-wagon” in the middle of a desert at last. But we

dragged through and sped away toward the setting sun.

Next morning, just before dawn, when about five hundred and fifty miles

from St. Joseph, our mud-wagon broke down. We were to be delayed five or

six hours, and therefore we took horses, by invitation, and joined a

party who were just starting on a buffalo hunt. It was noble sport

galloping over the plain in the dewy freshness of the morning, but our

part of the hunt ended in disaster and disgrace, for a wounded buffalo

bull chased the passenger Bemis nearly two miles, and then he forsook his

horse and took to a lone tree. He was very sullen about the matter for

some twenty-four hours, but at last he began to soften little by little,

and finally he said:

“Well, it was not funny, and there was no sense in those gawks making

themselves so facetious over it. I tell you I was angry in earnest for

awhile. I should have shot that long gangly lubber they called Hank, if

I could have done it without crippling six or seven other people–but of

course I couldn’t, the old ‘Allen’s’ so confounded comprehensive. I wish

those loafers had been up in the tree; they wouldn’t have wanted to laugh

so. If I had had a horse worth a cent–but no, the minute he saw that

buffalo bull wheel on him and give a bellow, he raised straight up in the

air and stood on his heels. The saddle began to slip, and I took him

round the neck and laid close to him, and began to pray. Then he came

down and stood up on the other end awhile, and the bull actually stopped

pawing sand and bellowing to contemplate the inhuman spectacle.

Then the bull made a pass at him and uttered a bellow that sounded

perfectly frightful, it was so close to me, and that seemed to literally

prostrate my horse’s reason, and make a raving distracted maniac of him,

and I wish I may die if he didn’t stand on his head for a quarter of a

minute and shed tears. He was absolutely out of his mind–he was, as

sure as truth itself, and he really didn’t know what he was doing. Then

the bull came charging at us, and my horse dropped down on all fours and

took a fresh start–and then for the next ten minutes he would actually

throw one hand-spring after another so fast that the bull began to get

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