Roughing It by Mark Twain

mast for a week. And for as much as a year after that, whenever there is

a great hue and cry after a cayote, that dog will merely glance in that

direction without emotion, and apparently observe to himself, “I believe

I do not wish any of the pie.”

The cayote lives chiefly in the most desolate and forbidding desert,

along with the lizard, the jackass-rabbit and the raven, and gets an

uncertain and precarious living, and earns it. He seems to subsist

almost wholly on the carcases of oxen, mules and horses that have dropped

out of emigrant trains and died, and upon windfalls of carrion, and

occasional legacies of offal bequeathed to him by white men who have been

opulent enough to have something better to butcher than condemned army

bacon.

He will eat anything in the world that his first cousins, the desert-

frequenting tribes of Indians will, and they will eat anything they can

bite. It is a curious fact that these latter are the only creatures

known to history who will eat nitro-glycerine and ask for more if they

survive.

The cayote of the deserts beyond the Rocky Mountains has a peculiarly

hard time of it, owing to the fact that his relations, the Indians, are

just as apt to be the first to detect a seductive scent on the desert

breeze, and follow the fragrance to the late ox it emanated from, as he

is himself; and when this occurs he has to content himself with sitting

off at a little distance watching those people strip off and dig out

everything edible, and walk off with it. Then he and the waiting ravens

explore the skeleton and polish the bones. It is considered that the

cayote, and the obscene bird, and the Indian of the desert, testify their

blood kinship with each other in that they live together in the waste

places of the earth on terms of perfect confidence and friendship, while

hating all other creature and yearning to assist at their funerals. He

does not mind going a hundred miles to breakfast, and a hundred and fifty

to dinner, because he is sure to have three or four days between meals,

and he can just as well be traveling and looking at the scenery as lying

around doing nothing and adding to the burdens of his parents.

We soon learned to recognize the sharp, vicious bark of the cayote as it

came across the murky plain at night to disturb our dreams among the

mail-sacks; and remembering his forlorn aspect and his hard fortune, made

shift to wish him the blessed novelty of a long day’s good luck and a

limitless larder the morrow.

CHAPTER VI.

Our new conductor (just shipped) had been without sleep for twenty hours.

Such a thing was very frequent. From St. Joseph, Missouri, to

Sacramento, California, by stage-coach, was nearly nineteen hundred

miles, and the trip was often made in fifteen days (the cars do it in

four and a half, now), but the time specified in the mail contracts, and

required by the schedule, was eighteen or nineteen days, if I remember

rightly. This was to make fair allowance for winter storms and snows,

and other unavoidable causes of detention. The stage company had

everything under strict discipline and good system. Over each two

hundred and fifty miles of road they placed an agent or superintendent,

and invested him with great authority. His beat or jurisdiction of two

hundred and fifty miles was called a “division.” He purchased horses,

mules harness, and food for men and beasts, and distributed these things

among his stage stations, from time to time, according to his judgment of

what each station needed. He erected station buildings and dug wells.

He attended to the paying of the station-keepers, hostlers, drivers and

blacksmiths, and discharged them whenever he chose. He was a very, very

great man in his “division”–a kind of Grand Mogul, a Sultan of the

Indies, in whose presence common men were modest of speech and manner,

and in the glare of whose greatness even the dazzling stage-driver

dwindled to a penny dip. There were about eight of these kings, all

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