Roughing It by Mark Twain

We rode through one orange grove that had ten thousand tree in it!

They were all laden with fruit.

At one farmhouse we got some large peaches of excellent flavor.

This fruit, as a general thing, does not do well in the Sandwich Islands.

It takes a sort of almond shape, and is small and bitter. It needs

frost, they say, and perhaps it does; if this be so, it will have a good

opportunity to go on needing it, as it will not be likely to get it.

The trees from which the fine fruit I have spoken of, came, had been

planted and replanted sixteen times, and to this treatment the proprietor

of the orchard attributed his-success.

We passed several sugar plantations–new ones and not very extensive.

The crops were, in most cases, third rattoons. [NOTE.–The first crop is

called “plant cane;” subsequent crops which spring from the original

roots, without replanting, are called “rattoons.”] Almost everywhere on

the island of Hawaii sugar-cane matures in twelve months, both rattoons

and plant, and although it ought to be taken off as soon as it tassels,

no doubt, it is not absolutely necessary to do it until about four months

afterward. In Kona, the average yield of an acre of ground is two tons

of sugar, they say. This is only a moderate yield for these islands, but

would be astounding for Louisiana and most other sugar growing countries.

The plantations in Kona being on pretty high ground–up among the light

and frequent rains–no irrigation whatever is required.

CHAPTER LXX.

We stopped some time at one of the plantations, to rest ourselves and

refresh the horses. We had a chatty conversation with several gentlemen

present; but there was one person, a middle aged man, with an absent look

in his face, who simply glanced up, gave us good-day and lapsed again

into the meditations which our coming had interrupted. The planters

whispered us not to mind him–crazy. They said he was in the Islands for

his health; was a preacher; his home, Michigan. They said that if he

woke up presently and fell to talking about a correspondence which he had

some time held with Mr. Greeley about a trifle of some kind, we must

humor him and listen with interest; and we must humor his fancy that this

correspondence was the talk of the world.

It was easy to see that he was a gentle creature and that his madness had

nothing vicious in it. He looked pale, and a little worn, as if with

perplexing thought and anxiety of mind. He sat a long time, looking at

the floor, and at intervals muttering to himself and nodding his head

acquiescingly or shaking it in mild protest. He was lost in his thought,

or in his memories. We continued our talk with the planters, branching

from subject to subject. But at last the word “circumstance,” casually

dropped, in the course of conversation, attracted his attention and

brought an eager look into his countenance. He faced about in his chair

and said:

“Circumstance? What circumstance? Ah, I know–I know too well. So you

have heard of it too.” [With a sigh.] “Well, no matter–all the world

has heard of it. All the world. The whole world. It is a large world,

too, for a thing to travel so far in–now isn’t it? Yes, yes–the

Greeley correspondence with Erickson has created the saddest and

bitterest controversy on both sides of the ocean–and still they keep it

up! It makes us famous, but at what a sorrowful sacrifice! I was so

sorry when I heard that it had caused that bloody and distressful war

over there in Italy. It was little comfort to me, after so much

bloodshed, to know that the victors sided with me, and the vanquished

with Greeley.–It is little comfort to know that Horace Greeley is

responsible for the battle of Sadowa, and not me.

“Queen Victoria wrote me that she felt just as I did about it–she said

that as much as she was opposed to Greeley and the spirit he showed in

the correspondence with me, she would not have had Sadowa happen for

hundreds of dollars. I can show you her letter, if you would like to see

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